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Slight correction - the Constitution says the District can be 10 miles square - i.e., 100 square miles.

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What you really should be ashamed of is the lack of fat stories lately. The Wontariat is the greatest deliberative body in the history of the world and you ARE NOT ALLOWING US TO MAKE THE PERFECT FAT JOKE.

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It explicitly specifies it must not have a golden border. In disappearing ink.

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interpretive mime dance, also, too.

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"but drilling the caldera will surely relieve some of the pressure and alleviate the problem!" said every 'I'm not a scientist' teawinger testifying before Congress, ever, in 3...2...1....

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I'd hate to think what kind of ideas he could come up with if he <i>weren't</i> a scholar of the Constitution.

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But will it be a Strongly Worded Letter? (Copyright Harry Reid, All Rights Reserved)

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Think of all the wasted energy from Old Faithful that could be powering a refinery on the very site.

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Being a bigger shithead than The Cheneys "from" Wyoming is a pretty high bar.

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So, do we have to close all the military bases now to? I'm pretty sure the Army, Navy, Air Force are all Federal. Maybe we can fit them in DC. Too bad I'm not a constitutional scholar.

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Republican Politician Doesn't Know What He's Talking About

Other headlines: Grass Green Moon Big Water Wet

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Make him a delicious sandwich?

They're BLM, Jim, not BLT!

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You mean <i>Sorry if anyone was offended</i>.

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These simple fucks just can't get it through their heads that part of the deal to become states meant giving up things.Especially things they have no clue about how to manage like land resources and in some cases breathing

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Yogi is definitely a taker, not a maker.

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Don't want to BM near the BLM.

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