Wait, I'm 68 and I STILL haven't read "Are you there, God?" However, I am an official minister in the High and Mighty Roly-Poly Church of the Near-Insane or sumpin', I forget, I paid $10 and got a paper in the mail that says I'm a minister so that's good enough for you lot, eh what? So my question is, am I going to Hell, and can I get an aisle seat, I have long legs.
When in 10th grade I borrowed "A Dog's Head" by Jean Dutourd from our local library and found it a fascinating read. My mom picked it up and started reading it and discovered that the boy, Edmund, tells about his sex life as he tries to figure out how to exist as a human with the head of a dog. Mom was a bit taken aback but managed to get over it and we had our first and only discussion about sex as a result of that book. Hurrah for libraries! And to hell with the blue-nosed bigots.
Huh? You mean the pagans that run Wyoming (a biblical name, by the way) are allowing a woman to be a pastor! I'll bet she is secretly behind this whole gay sex for teens thiingy!!!
One more headache for the Fundamentalists!
That's WAY worse than the penguins. That's being deliberately disrespectful!
I am exhausted. I want a divorce and I want to go to the hospital. Anyone else can come along.
I need de-wormer now.
And they will have needed to have read the book, which I can bet none of these Neanderthals have.
And so what if it does make them gay? Bueller? Bueller?
Buncha Fuck-Knuckles. That is all.
Wait, I'm 68 and I STILL haven't read "Are you there, God?" However, I am an official minister in the High and Mighty Roly-Poly Church of the Near-Insane or sumpin', I forget, I paid $10 and got a paper in the mail that says I'm a minister so that's good enough for you lot, eh what? So my question is, am I going to Hell, and can I get an aisle seat, I have long legs.
When in 10th grade I borrowed "A Dog's Head" by Jean Dutourd from our local library and found it a fascinating read. My mom picked it up and started reading it and discovered that the boy, Edmund, tells about his sex life as he tries to figure out how to exist as a human with the head of a dog. Mom was a bit taken aback but managed to get over it and we had our first and only discussion about sex as a result of that book. Hurrah for libraries! And to hell with the blue-nosed bigots.
To me, that's kinda part of the Q thing. Or, adjacent... ish?
Hey some of those words are long, with more than 3 syllables!
Cancel culture is supposed to be a bad thing, isn't it?
"Susan Sisti, a local pastor and busybody..."
Huh? You mean the pagans that run Wyoming (a biblical name, by the way) are allowing a woman to be a pastor! I'll bet she is secretly behind this whole gay sex for teens thiingy!!!
Uh, the firstt Talbian man that read it would get rid of it before any others could read it.
Kentucky spells it "Cath" and somehow ends talking to people in Glasgow.
OR, like many of these Christofascists, they only read a very few passages in the bible, so they didn't get it.