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This particular closeted gay-hatin’ train is never late.

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Zoikes! I find myself in the phantom thread. It’s a lot like being in a Kirksville Arby’s parking lot with an empty tank of gas 😭

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DILF - Diplôme Initial de Langue Française.

Ok. So I had to look it up on the inner webs. But what does a French linguist diploma have to do with Arby’s Man and getting a tank fill?

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Who among us has not fallen under the sway of the siren song that is a side of Arbys Mozerella Sticks?

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Needs moar Horsey Sauce

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It’s all in the way the tongue twists

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Idk which comedian said it or his exact words but something about how so many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay it made him worry he was secretly a giant spider 😂

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I will say I find Arby’s a bit overpriced but in the right mood a DILF and cheddar can hit the spot

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A possum drowned in the pool? Just throw it over the fence and let Arby's worry about it.

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Hey kids, he's a galloping bore and he crits your speech in front of everybody but before he was suspended, his class was an easy A and as long as you don't mind paying tuition without learning much of anything, that's a good deal.

Nothing about Arby's, though.

https://www.ratemyprofessor...

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“I want a tube steak with extra Horsey Sauce “

“Sir, this is an Arby’s “

“I know “

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