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Blockhead Squared's avatar

Actually, it may very well be a rising tide....of imbeciles.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

What is it with the White House and bony faced women with man jaws?

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I don’t know about gorgeous, but then again,skinny is not my thing. One could definitely do exponentially worse.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Well since Hannity is always tired from mastrubating to Trump, doesn’t that count as an affair?

Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

INHUMAN FUNGUS MONSTER LIBELZ!

Spring Badger's avatar

It would not surprise me to hear he's used the "can you help a poor disabled man get a sofa into a van?" trick in the past.

Kateaux's avatar

Sgt. Schultz libelz.

Parakeetist's avatar

I'd like to meet somebody. Preferably not A Awful Person.

Resistor Radio's avatar

A silkwood shower. I know. Me too.

GrittyBossetti's avatar

I stop being able to function. I can't make a decision. I whine. I get mean. I don't even know I'm doing it usually. But MrBossetti will ask me if I've eaten, and then I am embarrassed because I've probably been acting like an asshole. So I try to avoid it by having a piece of fruit or something every few hours.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Hope sure seems to have shitty taste in men. Just sayin'.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hangry. Know it well.

Ωbjectifier's avatar

It's the Wonkette weight loss program.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh gross. Does this mean Executive Time might actually be Hope-diddle o'clock ?

*ALL THE VOMITS*

Wookie Monster's avatar

I got bored with Scandal because Fitz is such a wishy-washy milquetoast, but as far as I know, he's never expressed any interest in boning his daughter, so there's that.

mclepus's avatar

Dear Lord, please let her not be the Groom of the Stool