202 Comments

Actually, it may very well be a rising tide....of imbeciles.

Expand full comment

What is it with the White House and bony faced women with man jaws?

Expand full comment

I don’t know about gorgeous, but then again,skinny is not my thing. One could definitely do exponentially worse.

Expand full comment

Well since Hannity is always tired from mastrubating to Trump, doesn’t that count as an affair?

Expand full comment

INHUMAN FUNGUS MONSTER LIBELZ!

Expand full comment

It would not surprise me to hear he's used the "can you help a poor disabled man get a sofa into a van?" trick in the past.

Expand full comment

Sgt. Schultz libelz.

Expand full comment

I'd like to meet somebody. Preferably not A Awful Person.

Expand full comment

A silkwood shower. I know. Me too.

Expand full comment

I stop being able to function. I can't make a decision. I whine. I get mean. I don't even know I'm doing it usually. But MrBossetti will ask me if I've eaten, and then I am embarrassed because I've probably been acting like an asshole. So I try to avoid it by having a piece of fruit or something every few hours.

Expand full comment

Hope sure seems to have shitty taste in men. Just sayin'.

Expand full comment

Hangry. Know it well.

Expand full comment

It's the Wonkette weight loss program.

Expand full comment

Oh gross. Does this mean Executive Time might actually be Hope-diddle o'clock ?

*ALL THE VOMITS*

Expand full comment

I got bored with Scandal because Fitz is such a wishy-washy milquetoast, but as far as I know, he's never expressed any interest in boning his daughter, so there's that.

Expand full comment

Dear Lord, please let her not be the Groom of the Stool

Expand full comment