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be vewy, vewy quiet!

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If I ever find myself in lion country, I am going to carry a big box.

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I could maybe--just barely--go along with hunting an animal you're going to eat, even if you don't really need the meat.

But what the fuck kind of depraved asshole kills an elephant? Why would anyone do something like that? Just so they can say "Hey, I killed an elephant"? Of all the gratuitously harmful cruel, stupid and utterly despicable things to do...

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This fills me with rage, so have a kitten sleeping in my shoe from cat yoga last night.

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If only we could get a good elephant with a gun to stop a bad Republican with a gun...

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I have never understood how, if you sincerely do believe in God and that God created all the creatures on the planet, how you can also believe you are entitled to kill God's creations for your own pleasure. Seems totally like blasphemy. I mean they all believe you can't have sex just for the fuck of it because it feels good, it has to be for creating new primate babies. I guess I could be wrong but I don't think so.

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Unrepentant Moron Syndrome (UMS)? It is, of course, named after the sounds they constantly make "ummmmmmmmmm... ummmmmmmm..."

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I thought "bloody elephant tails" was an exaggeration, then I scrolled down and nearly threw up.

This dovetails nicely with the release of a book that details how it took Cecil the lion at least 10 hours of agony to die of blood loss and shock: https://tinyurl.com/y8cjx8y7I hate every single fucker who's ever gone trophy-hunting. I am not interested in qualifying that AT ALL.

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These guys believe that God gave man dominion over earth, therefore man can do whatever he wants with the planet and everything in it.

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Big game hunting ain't no fun when the elephant has a gun . .

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In canned, lead, and baited scenarios. No intrinsic skill of their own. They are just told to point and shoot there. presto chango Trump sons turn into magnificent manly hunters.Sick!

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Nice!

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For some reason, I've always been more into hanging out with animals than killing them.

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A BIG supply of Kittens!

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you hang out with my family?

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You've got to really work at it to be as big a piece of human garbage as Skittles. I've yet to hear him come out with anything that would suggest he even made it through high school. Here he is in a contemplative mood, which means he looks even denser than usual.

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