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thixotropic jerk's avatar

"Look at me conservatatin' all these animals by killing them and tossing a few bucks at these national geographickers so they'll let me do it! I should at least be able to take home a trophy showing the world how much I conserved the life of this animal by shooting it dead. Anything less would be shameful and a waste."

"Now you'll excuse me while I am instantly transported to the 20th level of hell forever."

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I'm also banned from some of your other favorites News Views and Left Hand News, but at least I got to post there before being banned by some hypersensitive censor idiots. That means sometime the thumbs up I give you don't stick.

Anyway, keep up the good fight.

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I now love Joel and the Bots even more: "I'm deeply ashamed of my race right now." + "That is what you get for not being a white male."

("Emo Phillips in a dress." I can definitely see it. But If any of you are too young to know what this reference means, well, it just can't be explained in words,)

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That's exactly how Vlad the Putin got to have his picture taken with that tiger - it was drugged.

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HA! .^_^.

I used to know of a company in Rochester, New York - the city, not the township - named SoyBoy. They made various soy products, like tofu.

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Eeeeoooowwww!!! Eye cooties!

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Tickle that tiny tummy!

(While I was typing this, my own kitty, Panda, took the same position - for a split second! Only she's a growed up kitty, with a zophtic tummy, and every one of her pads is black, not pink.)

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Or wounded and run to exhaustion, like I think Cecil the Lion was.

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Actually, I had cancer a few years ago. A fentynal patch with oxy for breakthrough pain was a life-saver. When it was super bad, I took morphine for about a week. It wasn't the cancer per se, but the horrible pain of black, irradiated skin, deeply cracked open, and sloughing off in bloody sheets.

Those drugs definitely have a place.

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I'd rather kill some wild onions.

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>>>Snort-laugh!<<<

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So who's screaming on Twitter about conflict of interests again?