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Add caffeine and call it an 'energy-food'.

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When I got to college I intentionally flattened out my Texas accent so I wouldn't be treated like a hick. (I hold a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering, fwiw.)

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I'm really sorry you had to do that. I feel like the point of liberalism is NOT to cause people to be ashamed of who they are or where they come from, but that doesn't seem to be as true as I'd like it to be.

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Eh, we were all 18. I got over the accent thing later on :-)

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Big n' Stupid.

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I get so HOT when you write in Southern Hillbilly and I ain't even gay.

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Alternative spelling and pronunciation: Mess-ken

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Related: Beto O’Rourke was on Seth Meyers the other night. I think he’s hitting the right talking points.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Did you see Beto was on Seth Meyers this week? I just posted the clips at the top of this thread.

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GQP campaign slogan. "No atrocity against POC that we don't support."

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The thing I can't understand is that despite Abbott sanctioning the death of their children, the Spanish speaking evangelical churches will support the right, Trump and Abbott.

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She's not even Charlie McCarthy.

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It's Roller Nazi, trying desperately to find a way to out asshole Ron DeSantis.

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*blinks*

I clicked on this because Wonkette, but I couldn't make it more than a single paragraph of this article as it's written. I listen to people talk like that IRL on a daily basis, and it kinda loses its hilarity after decades of exposure to it.

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No one cares what is announced in South Korea.

Go to GA and stand at the plant site with Warnock and Stacey, Joe.

Seriously - this ain't rocket surgery...

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It just made her base like her more.

It's no longer the issue of having no shame. Now it's affirmative glee in shamelessness.

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