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Yeah, I just took prostate meds, which means every female in America with health insurance got stuck with my bill.

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Yeah. I'd like to take the guys who compile those photos, put them in uniforms that leave their genitalia covered by a wisp of fabric, train a camera on them while they dance and twist around, and post the photos. Call it "Embarrassing Sexist Shithead Moments."

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Scientologists will happily pay out for treatment at Narconon (a wholly owned subsidary of Scientology), of course.

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"Filling out our claim forms is like floating in a rowboat on a pond while wearing white..."

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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is profitable.~ Gordon Gekko (did not say that)

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If corporations are people too, my friend, then perhaps the insurance companies need the same kind of per-word instruction that I, as a people, used to get: "THE *smek* LAW *biff* SAYS *whump* ALL *fump* FORMS!" *zetz* *foom*

I would say "with votes," but I never got one.

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If they won't can they let me know which lady parts they won't cover, you know, for a friend?

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Since the Supremez have ruled that corporations are people, then the insurance companies, being now people and undoubtedly male people, get their jollies from screwing wimmenz. Obama is taking away their fun! It is socialism in action and must be stopped because freedum and Viagra is covered so that corporations have big boners. Or boehners.

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Now can we build the corporate jail next to the people jail for these scofflaws?

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But my sincerely held religious beliefs in Mammon forbid me!--insurance companies

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We could save tons of money by just welding them into their office buildings.

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Err, wouldn't that make you an older FEmale?

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Hey, I like uncovered lady parts too, but not this way.

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It's ok - the invisible hand will fix it.

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Keep your invisible hand out of my lady parts, if I had any.

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But boner pills and penile pumps are still free... right?

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