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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And the bar owner says, "Crap, I should have burned the joint down for the insurance money last week."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And God says, "Annointed him? I never even met him!"

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And Cruz 2 says to Cruz 1, "Damn man, you're the most self-satisfied prick I've ever seen.

And Cruz 3 says, "Really? Look in the mirror, boys."

Extemporanus's avatar

Amen, brother.

Clinton and Obama ultimately chose to embrace the messy details of their respective upbringings in an effort to connect and humanize, whereas Cruz has chosen to erase the messy details of his in an effort to deflect and lionize.

It's one thing to perhaps cynically shape a politically advantageous creation myth about one's self; it's something else entirely to do so while self-righteously spelling "creation" with a capital 'C'.

$29459633's avatar

John Boehner? Is that you?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's too hip to hop. Damn hipsters.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Twansfawmative wuv of Jeeezus...

Alex Grey's avatar

The frothy mix for VP please!!! I may even start to believe in a higher power if it gives us a Cruz/Santorum'16 ticket!

blaid droog's avatar

the only outside light coming into my bed room is thru a set of NW facing glass doors. around 7:15 a rock rolled thru my doors. I hope my homeowner insurance thinks it was an act of gawd.

docroc's avatar

I'm sure Palin wouldn't say "no"

Larry Linn's avatar

Ted Cruz is an Immaculate Mis-Conception.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

It must be working, because, every time I read about what Ted is doing, I find myself saying say, "Jesus!"

RogationDays's avatar

South of our one drop rule borders the term black and white are very fluid. I will attach a picture of a story from "The Legal History of the Color Line"