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As Chillbill said, ""SANTA" an anagram for...SATAN! "

Years ago, I tried to pick up some extra cash playing Santa one fine Christmas season. Long story short, the people I worked for were douchebags, so I changed the sign from Santa This Way to Satan This Way.

Good times...good times.

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Santa needed a replacement? On Mars? This is starting to sound like, I dunno, maybe one of those demented, so-bad-it's-good 1960's sci-fi flicks. Cult status cannot be far off.

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But he was born in the North Pole! WND: Where's the birf cert?

His platform says: <i>Gifts will be given at no charge.</i> Sounds like socializm.

Santa Claus? Sounds kinda Messican.

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there is no room for santa claus and his socialist wealth redistribution in mitt romeny's america.

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yeah i bet the koch brothers give dandy christmas presents.

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He may think he's Santa, but the beard says al Queda.

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