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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

c.f. Sarah Palin™

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I spend a lot time watching on-line documentary films about what's going on between a woman's legs. But I never thought about passing any laws about it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're not against fucking, they're just against fucking for fun. Babies or GTFO

fuflans's avatar

lynchburg is an unfortunate name for anybody trying nattering on about murder.

chascates's avatar

Next step? Throwing acid in the face of girls going to school.

Lot_49's avatar

The very first page of the Creative Writing 101 photocopied handout/textbook says, "Be sure the names of your characters sound believable." Which is how you can tell this story is entirely made up:

<blockquote>Virginia Senate Majority Leader Tommy Norment (R) began meeting with Senate Minority Leader Dick Saslaw (D)...</blockquote> C'mon! "Tommy Torment" and "Dick Coleslaw" are not believable names. This is why they're still publishing phone books.