O hai it is time to come to our party in Washington, DC, because it is tonight (Saturday), at like seven. If previous attendance rates hold up, there will be 10 of you drinking our beer and eating our vittles. ( Fishbowl DC said calling our Charlotte Drinky Thing "a party" would be "generous," because of course they did.) So, you know, don't come if you don't want to, DC! YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I think it's really cool the way you get to write off binge drinking as a business expense.
I somehow imagine you in a slinky Hollywood Golden Era gown, draped across a piano with a glass of champagne and saying things like "oh no, please don't ask me to sing", even though nobody has. Kind of like that SNL skit.
I think it's really cool the way you get to write off binge drinking as a business expense.
I somehow imagine you in a slinky Hollywood Golden Era gown, draped across a piano with a glass of champagne and saying things like "oh no, please don't ask me to sing", even though nobody has. Kind of like that SNL skit.