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ShrillKitty's avatar

That sounds familiar. Do you live in my house when I'm not here?

*Corvid Opera*'s avatar

Thanks for sharing that!

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Possibly. Have you been tracking the pair of dust bunnies on the upstairs landing, to see how large they'll get? I'd vacuum them, but I want to see how much they can grow.

otrame's avatar

He invented Graham crackers. But they didn’t have any sugar in them in those days.

otrame's avatar

I agree a semester of Home Ec and shop, both geared to teaching basic skills should be taught.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Last time I moved, the dust creatures behind the bookshelves...were at minimum dust horses, and quite possibly dust paraceratherien.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

The problem here is humidity. They can only get so large before they are attacked by mildew, then collapse into the floor.

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

this is my aesthetic as well. My husband is a minimalist. Luckily, we have figured out how to make it work

otrame's avatar

The first part of this is about home ec. The rest is just hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

otrame's avatar

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

R. A. Heinlein

ShrillKitty's avatar

You've agreed to a minimalist level of housework? XD

otrame's avatar

The interesting part of that story is how many parole violations he’d been charged with. Why is this violent thief still getting parole?

SFNY's avatar

"Done correctly" is not his plan, AFAIK. His $1000 a month without other benefits wouldn't cut it in 100% of the US.

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Always. My areas are mine to not tidy. His are his to do as he wishes. I have agreed to keep the living area tidy as we use it together. Hasnt happened in 30 yrs of marriage but he is ever hopeful

Tza's avatar

The interesting thing is, both my dad and uncle grew up in a fairly gendered household but had strong respect for women and just learned to handle themselves when they lived on their own at college and afterwards.

But then when I was growing up all the other moms seemed to think my dad was some marvel of the world and it just confused me because kid me was like "wait, other dads DON'T do this stuff?" Nope. Nope a lot did not.