See, in modern chemistry labs, they have magnetic stirrers that will keep the stuff in your flask mixed. In the old days, though, they would put in a kitten. It would keep attacking its tail, and voila! Mixed.
I'm not sorcerer, I don't even sorcer as a hobby, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 if ever I found myself needing cat hair, a dark shirt or, better yet, a dark sweater will do the trick...
TPTB put me out to pasture when I was 55. Said I was too physically disabled to do my jerb. Jebus, my jerb was driving around supervising a highway crew. They got some weird idea that I should also be able to do the work of all the people who worked for me, flaggers, ditch diggers and equipment operators. None of that was in my jerb description other than the murky "other duties as required". They said I was disabled, but refused to pay me disability. That's some catch! Sometimes lawyers are worth it, regardless what they cost.
Wow. That article about the cops using traffic cams to track a woman having an abortion was just about the grossest thing I’ve read all week. Not only was this instigated by her abusive ex but the sheriff leading the investigation was later arrested for sexual harassment.
“the folks that we’re trying to help both in Medicaid and in the exchanges are people, who with a little bit of help, they hope they can get healthy and be able to take care of their families and move on.”
Once again, the regime does not believe in health care. They believe in wellness. Wellness means all sickness is caused by diet and lifestyle, so if you’re sick, it’s your fault and you don’t deserve care.
watching bondi testilie made me think she has to meet some quota of saying his name to earn her pat on the head. it was odd watching Chris Hayes' show last night because while he said Kat Abughazaleh's name just fine he managed to mangle pam bondi's.
"Curtis Yarvin might have to flee the country because Donald Trump hasn’t dismantled the institutions enough" More like "Yarvin has noticed he's not in the newspapers as much as he used to be".
“This person is being very very mean to Bari Weiss”
This article actually touches on a couple things I’ve said here before.
1. Bari Weiss has never held down a job where she has had to actually do hard work before. Unless she’s just some figurehead who is going to be having martini lunches with the Ellisons every day she is in for a very rude awakening.
Bari ain’t gonna be working no 90 hour weeks for long. She will probably blame the “embedded corporate culture deep state” and then fuck off with her money.
2. Be careful any time you get a plum job at a company with a prestigious legacy when you aren’t remotely qualified or deserving of it. Because 9 times out of 10 it’s because that prestige is completely fading and you are on their Titanic slowly sliding into the bottom of the ocean.
Speaking as a Michigander...nothing could possibly be less surprising that Schriver being a porn hound. It's become somewhat trite to keep repeating "every accusation is a confession," but damned if these lunkheads don't stumble into it every single time. It's pathological at this point.
That said, there's a part of me that wonders if stripping committee assignments is the best punishment for these weirdoes. All it seems to wind up doing is giving them more free time for these dumbass snipe hunts and to come up with even more insane bullshit to foist upon the rest of us.
Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/magic-potion-kitten
And a meme chat also too: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/72d2de33-f595-417b-bc0e-79c3d95e92ec?utm_source=share
Somebody discovered the ultimate cuteness formula; the tail nibbling kitten.
See, in modern chemistry labs, they have magnetic stirrers that will keep the stuff in your flask mixed. In the old days, though, they would put in a kitten. It would keep attacking its tail, and voila! Mixed.
Who knew?
Hey! We eat cereal out of that bowl!
So does the cat
Kitten heads & tails
Some folks start their day with coffee
I think we all know that
But on this fine cool fall morning
I had a bowl of cat.
Cats are liquids, after all.
D'awww... I miss kittens. I haven't had a kitten around in forever.
Bowl of me so cute kitten!
"Gimme that tail!"
If I could only start every day with a cup of kitten...
Kitteh!
"That essence is cat hair..."
I'm not sorcerer, I don't even sorcer as a hobby, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 if ever I found myself needing cat hair, a dark shirt or, better yet, a dark sweater will do the trick...
White shirts and sweaters work as well. It all depends on the color of the cat. Tuxedos are twofers.
Kitty has built in toy, but buy her some others too! Be kind to kitties!
Conjuring a saucer full of kitten is some of the BEST magic!
but it is your own tail!
Once in a while, percy sees his tail and things it is snek and must be destroyed and leaps around in a circle trying to catch it.
When he eventually does, boy will he be surprised
I had a cat that chased his own tail’s *shadow*.
A metacat?
Do cats ever have this moment that's like, "OMG! This is part of MY OWN BODY!"
Only about sixty times a day I suspect.
Nothing like a kitteh playing with her tail to help out her hooman mix those magic potions!
Is Portland Burning. Nah. just a small fire in Vancouver across the river.
That smell across Portland? A meteorologist explains its ‘highly probable’ source Vancouver Fire Department announced a possible explanation: a fire that broke out around 8:40 p.m. at a metal shredding facility at the Port of Vancouver. https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/10/that-burning-smell-across-portland-a-meteorologist-explains-its-highly-probable-cause.html
It is making people's eyes water though.
TPTB put me out to pasture when I was 55. Said I was too physically disabled to do my jerb. Jebus, my jerb was driving around supervising a highway crew. They got some weird idea that I should also be able to do the work of all the people who worked for me, flaggers, ditch diggers and equipment operators. None of that was in my jerb description other than the murky "other duties as required". They said I was disabled, but refused to pay me disability. That's some catch! Sometimes lawyers are worth it, regardless what they cost.
I guessed wrong about the Michigan rep. I figured it would be child porn because Republican.
Wow. That article about the cops using traffic cams to track a woman having an abortion was just about the grossest thing I’ve read all week. Not only was this instigated by her abusive ex but the sheriff leading the investigation was later arrested for sexual harassment.
Should have given us a warning.
WTF is wrong with Texas?
Oz quacked:
“the folks that we’re trying to help both in Medicaid and in the exchanges are people, who with a little bit of help, they hope they can get healthy and be able to take care of their families and move on.”
Once again, the regime does not believe in health care. They believe in wellness. Wellness means all sickness is caused by diet and lifestyle, so if you’re sick, it’s your fault and you don’t deserve care.
watching bondi testilie made me think she has to meet some quota of saying his name to earn her pat on the head. it was odd watching Chris Hayes' show last night because while he said Kat Abughazaleh's name just fine he managed to mangle pam bondi's.
"No one can save CBS News, because it was made for a media ecosystem that is now dead."
CBS News and other broadcast news programs committed suicide.
People in this country prefer entertaining lies to truth.
"Curtis Yarvin might have to flee the country because Donald Trump hasn’t dismantled the institutions enough" More like "Yarvin has noticed he's not in the newspapers as much as he used to be".
The delightful adventures of Francine, the shop cat at a Lowe's in Richmond VA. https://archive.ph/3VYFi
"Curtis Yarvin says he’s considering leaving the U.S. because the Trump administration is failing to kill democracy to his liking"
As Mel Brooks said in Blazing Saddles, "loz zey geyn!"
“This person is being very very mean to Bari Weiss”
This article actually touches on a couple things I’ve said here before.
1. Bari Weiss has never held down a job where she has had to actually do hard work before. Unless she’s just some figurehead who is going to be having martini lunches with the Ellisons every day she is in for a very rude awakening.
Bari ain’t gonna be working no 90 hour weeks for long. She will probably blame the “embedded corporate culture deep state” and then fuck off with her money.
2. Be careful any time you get a plum job at a company with a prestigious legacy when you aren’t remotely qualified or deserving of it. Because 9 times out of 10 it’s because that prestige is completely fading and you are on their Titanic slowly sliding into the bottom of the ocean.
Speaking as a Michigander...nothing could possibly be less surprising that Schriver being a porn hound. It's become somewhat trite to keep repeating "every accusation is a confession," but damned if these lunkheads don't stumble into it every single time. It's pathological at this point.
That said, there's a part of me that wonders if stripping committee assignments is the best punishment for these weirdoes. All it seems to wind up doing is giving them more free time for these dumbass snipe hunts and to come up with even more insane bullshit to foist upon the rest of us.
So, I went looking for a love potion at the apothecatthery, and that was the source of all my woe.
Yarvin is afraid of “Democrt vegence?” Ha! They couldn't bring themselves to punish Trump and the Jan 6 traitors.
But what teh Strongly Worded Letters!
Love the IsPortlandBurning.com site!