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eddi-SABH's avatar

Somebody discovered the ultimate cuteness formula; the tail nibbling kitten.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

See, in modern chemistry labs, they have magnetic stirrers that will keep the stuff in your flask mixed. In the old days, though, they would put in a kitten. It would keep attacking its tail, and voila! Mixed.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Who knew?

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Hey! We eat cereal out of that bowl!

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Parakeetist's avatar

So does the cat

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weejee's avatar

Kitten heads & tails

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Menotsure's avatar

Some folks start their day with coffee

I think we all know that

But on this fine cool fall morning

I had a bowl of cat.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Cats are liquids, after all.

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JCfromNC's avatar

D'awww... I miss kittens. I haven't had a kitten around in forever.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Bowl of me so cute kitten!

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satch's avatar

"Gimme that tail!"

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

If I could only start every day with a cup of kitten...

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Kitteh!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"That essence is cat hair..."

I'm not sorcerer, I don't even sorcer as a hobby, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 if ever I found myself needing cat hair, a dark shirt or, better yet, a dark sweater will do the trick...

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

White shirts and sweaters work as well. It all depends on the color of the cat. Tuxedos are twofers.

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kmblue187's avatar

Kitty has built in toy, but buy her some others too! Be kind to kitties!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Conjuring a saucer full of kitten is some of the BEST magic!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

but it is your own tail!

Once in a while, percy sees his tail and things it is snek and must be destroyed and leaps around in a circle trying to catch it.

When he eventually does, boy will he be surprised

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

I had a cat that chased his own tail’s *shadow*.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

A metacat?

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Do cats ever have this moment that's like, "OMG! This is part of MY OWN BODY!"

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eppe's avatar

Only about sixty times a day I suspect.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nothing like a kitteh playing with her tail to help out her hooman mix those magic potions!

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Is Portland Burning. Nah. just a small fire in Vancouver across the river.

That smell across Portland? A meteorologist explains its ‘highly probable’ source Vancouver Fire Department announced a possible explanation: a fire that broke out around 8:40 p.m. at a metal shredding facility at the Port of Vancouver. https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/10/that-burning-smell-across-portland-a-meteorologist-explains-its-highly-probable-cause.html

It is making people's eyes water though.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

TPTB put me out to pasture when I was 55. Said I was too physically disabled to do my jerb. Jebus, my jerb was driving around supervising a highway crew. They got some weird idea that I should also be able to do the work of all the people who worked for me, flaggers, ditch diggers and equipment operators. None of that was in my jerb description other than the murky "other duties as required". They said I was disabled, but refused to pay me disability. That's some catch! Sometimes lawyers are worth it, regardless what they cost.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I guessed wrong about the Michigan rep. I figured it would be child porn because Republican.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Wow. That article about the cops using traffic cams to track a woman having an abortion was just about the grossest thing I’ve read all week. Not only was this instigated by her abusive ex but the sheriff leading the investigation was later arrested for sexual harassment.

Should have given us a warning.

WTF is wrong with Texas?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Oz quacked:

“the folks that we’re trying to help both in Medicaid and in the exchanges are people, who with a little bit of help, they hope they can get healthy and be able to take care of their families and move on.”

Once again, the regime does not believe in health care. They believe in wellness. Wellness means all sickness is caused by diet and lifestyle, so if you’re sick, it’s your fault and you don’t deserve care.

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CzechJournalists's avatar

watching bondi testilie made me think she has to meet some quota of saying his name to earn her pat on the head. it was odd watching Chris Hayes' show last night because while he said Kat Abughazaleh's name just fine he managed to mangle pam bondi's.

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Axomamma's avatar

"No one can save CBS News, because it was made for a media ecosystem that is now dead."

CBS News and other broadcast news programs committed suicide.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

People in this country prefer entertaining lies to truth.

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PRW's avatar

"Curtis Yarvin might have to flee the country because Donald Trump hasn’t dismantled the institutions enough" More like "Yarvin has noticed he's not in the newspapers as much as he used to be".

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

The delightful adventures of Francine, the shop cat at a Lowe's in Richmond VA. https://archive.ph/3VYFi

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

"Curtis Yarvin says he’s considering leaving the U.S. because the Trump administration is failing to kill democracy to his liking"

As Mel Brooks said in Blazing Saddles, "loz zey geyn!"

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“This person is being very very mean to Bari Weiss”

This article actually touches on a couple things I’ve said here before.

1. Bari Weiss has never held down a job where she has had to actually do hard work before. Unless she’s just some figurehead who is going to be having martini lunches with the Ellisons every day she is in for a very rude awakening.

Bari ain’t gonna be working no 90 hour weeks for long. She will probably blame the “embedded corporate culture deep state” and then fuck off with her money.

2. Be careful any time you get a plum job at a company with a prestigious legacy when you aren’t remotely qualified or deserving of it. Because 9 times out of 10 it’s because that prestige is completely fading and you are on their Titanic slowly sliding into the bottom of the ocean.

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Kyle Sparks's avatar

Speaking as a Michigander...nothing could possibly be less surprising that Schriver being a porn hound. It's become somewhat trite to keep repeating "every accusation is a confession," but damned if these lunkheads don't stumble into it every single time. It's pathological at this point.

That said, there's a part of me that wonders if stripping committee assignments is the best punishment for these weirdoes. All it seems to wind up doing is giving them more free time for these dumbass snipe hunts and to come up with even more insane bullshit to foist upon the rest of us.

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lordpnut's avatar

So, I went looking for a love potion at the apothecatthery, and that was the source of all my woe.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Yarvin is afraid of “Democrt vegence?” Ha! They couldn't bring themselves to punish Trump and the Jan 6 traitors.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

But what teh Strongly Worded Letters!

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Love the IsPortlandBurning.com site!

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