When you were born, there was always something different about you. When you were little, you were interested in "girl things" like Barbie Dolls and learning. When you were in high school and all the other boys were doing splashy-splashy in the pool with the girls, you were staying in the water getting a boner of anticipation every time one of the guys hopped out, just praying they'd forget to un-cling their swim trunks from their glistening wet bodies for just a minute longer, because you were A Budding Gay. You were upset about this because Religious Indoctrination, but that's okay because something came along and changed your life forever!
Unless, of course, unless the horse is the famous...Rafalcá*! ________________________ *who, as weejee points out below, could possibly be a bit gay.
I just soiled my pantaloons, thanks to you! Wouldn't be too bad, but I'm at work.
But this goes against the scripture of Big & Rich chapter 7 verse 13, "And those spoketh Big, 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.'"
Goddammit, Virginia, you're my home state! I thought you stopped competing with Florida and Alabama and the rest when we got rid of Cuccinelli.
Do you see the way they dress? They're asking for it.
Sheesh! I'd order the videos, but I'm not sure they're legal in my state.
WWCTGS? What would Catherine the Great Say?
I had to go there. <a href="http://www.cowboychurchofva..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cowboychurchofva.com/">http://www.cowboychurchofva...
Unless, of course, unless the horse is the famous...Rafalc&aacute;*! ________________________ *who, as weejee points out below, could possibly be a bit gay.
Holy Crap!!!!!!!
I listened to the reading they proveide at that website and I swear I heard fapping sounds in the background.
Ummm, no son- the saddle goes on top...
Oh ewe of little faith.
my not so little pony...
Does PETA know about this?
Can someone point out where in the bible this guy is getting his information? I must have had the wrong version .
Oh Wilbur!