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John Smith's avatar

I just soiled my pantaloons, thanks to you! Wouldn't be too bad, but I'm at work.

tihond's avatar

But this goes against the scripture of Big & Rich chapter 7 verse 13, "And those spoketh Big, 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.'"

pooracademic's avatar

Goddammit, Virginia, you're my home state! I thought you stopped competing with Florida and Alabama and the rest when we got rid of Cuccinelli.

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Sheesh! I'd order the videos, but I'm not sure they're legal in my state.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

WWCTGS? What would Catherine the Great Say?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I had to go there. <a href="http://www.cowboychurchofva..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cowboychurchofva.com/">http://www.cowboychurchofva...

Lot_49's avatar

Unless, of course, unless the horse is the famous...Rafalcá*! ________________________ *who, as weejee points out below, could possibly be a bit gay.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I listened to the reading they proveide at that website and I swear I heard fapping sounds in the background.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ummm, no son- the saddle goes on top...

schmannity's avatar

Oh ewe of little faith.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does PETA know about this?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can someone point out where in the bible this guy is getting his information? I must have had the wrong version .