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John Smith's avatar

I just soiled my pantaloons, thanks to you! Wouldn't be too bad, but I'm at work.

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tihond's avatar

But this goes against the scripture of Big & Rich chapter 7 verse 13, "And those spoketh Big, 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.'"

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pooracademic's avatar

Goddammit, Virginia, you're my home state! I thought you stopped competing with Florida and Alabama and the rest when we got rid of Cuccinelli.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Do you see the way they dress? They're asking for it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sheesh! I'd order the videos, but I'm not sure they're legal in my state.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

WWCTGS? What would Catherine the Great Say?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I had to go there. <a href="http://www.cowboychurchofva..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cowboychurchofva.com/">http://www.cowboychurchofva...

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Lot_49's avatar

Unless, of course, unless the horse is the famous...Rafalcá*! ________________________ *who, as weejee points out below, could possibly be a bit gay.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Holy Crap!!!!!!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I listened to the reading they proveide at that website and I swear I heard fapping sounds in the background.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ummm, no son- the saddle goes on top...

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schmannity's avatar

Oh ewe of little faith.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my not so little pony...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does PETA know about this?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can someone point out where in the bible this guy is getting his information? I must have had the wrong version .

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Oh Wilbur!

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