“When you have lines of oil, through your system, if for any reason that line is closed because you can’t continue to put it into containers or ships which has happened to them, what happens is that line explodes from within."
Rewrite: "When you have BS, through your system, if for any reason that BS is closed off because you can’t continue to put it into verbal diarrhea which has happened to me, what happens is that BS explodes onto social media."
In another timeline somewhere out in the multiverse, we are all currently living out the plot of "Evita" with that shit demon and his wife plundering the national coffers while pretending to be important.
People - you need to keep reading until you get to the "lines of oil." It's on the same level as the big faucet in the mountains that turns off the water to Los Angeles.
But for the share price of a handful of tech companies, the stock market would be solidly in negative territory right now. Those tech companies are propping up the entire S&P. The problem is, those companies are all maximally leveraged through mostly private equity to the tune of almost a trillion dollars, and all that investment is in AI, and the outlook for a return on that investment is very dubious, so it's a bit of a house of cards that the whole economy is balanced on right now.
What did I just read? I came to Wonkette for five minutes of fun, naively read Marcie's brilliant summary of whatever-the-fuck that shit is up there, and then my head fell off.
WUT
And you can quote me on that!
When asked to comment on the story, noted wonker Suzie Greenburg was quoted as saying "WUT."
That's the stuff GB!
“When you have lines of oil, through your system, if for any reason that line is closed because you can’t continue to put it into containers or ships which has happened to them, what happens is that line explodes from within."
Rewrite: "When you have BS, through your system, if for any reason that BS is closed off because you can’t continue to put it into verbal diarrhea which has happened to me, what happens is that BS explodes onto social media."
“[𝐈] 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐞’𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝, 𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝.
You can fucking say THAT again.
Wut?
Damn I should've scrolled down before commenting!
In another timeline somewhere out in the multiverse, we are all currently living out the plot of "Evita" with that shit demon and his wife plundering the national coffers while pretending to be important.
People - you need to keep reading until you get to the "lines of oil." It's on the same level as the big faucet in the mountains that turns off the water to Los Angeles.
Jr: "Did you say lines, Daddy?"
This man, for lack of a more accurate term, is an idiot.
But for the share price of a handful of tech companies, the stock market would be solidly in negative territory right now. Those tech companies are propping up the entire S&P. The problem is, those companies are all maximally leveraged through mostly private equity to the tune of almost a trillion dollars, and all that investment is in AI, and the outlook for a return on that investment is very dubious, so it's a bit of a house of cards that the whole economy is balanced on right now.
And the the money that has gone into GPUs that will be worth nothing by the time they get installed, if they ever do? Just the Ai shuffle.
This shell game belongs on the boardwalk at Coney Island where everyone knows they're being had.
This sounds like a conversation in the dining room at Pleasant Acres Memory Care.
Odd how I can turn on the garden hose, with a closed sprayer nozzle at one end, and it doesn't explode! Water and oil must be SO DIFFERENT... 🤔
It's funny because it's not funny! (Although it's v. funny, Marcie.)
This is why I always leave all my faucets running full otherwise the pressure builds up and they all explode.
The Wet Bandits strike again
UAE just announced they’re leaving OPEC.
Trump is right that he has all the cards.
Unfortunately the game is Uno.
LIBRARIAN STARE for "oil bukkake"
This is going to be considered one of the dumbest foreign policy blunders in history.
Fortunately they have plenty of time left to do even dumber shit.
Once again, George W Bush breathes a sigh of relief.
What did I just read? I came to Wonkette for five minutes of fun, naively read Marcie's brilliant summary of whatever-the-fuck that shit is up there, and then my head fell off.
Mine's still attached but it's starting to spin faster and faster.
Are you going to get better?
It seems like just yesterday I was turned into a newt
We're going to replace it with a Chuck-e-Cheese rat head. We have the technology.
What kind of cheese tho
I'm tempted to ask for Kash-eyes so I can scare little kids, but I won't. I'm sensible that way.
LOL!