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John Conrow's avatar

Joint Operation Epic Furiously Sundowning Seniors

ha ha ha

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

So when do we get to sue Fox for deceptively editing Trump's interviews?

Joel Applegate's avatar

That was rough. This sundowning son of a bitch has broken every thing we have, and everything we were.

amdancks's avatar

Hahahahaha! I may die laughing at the realization that Trump's description of the impending catastrophic oil back-up in Iran is actually him projecting his own gastrointestinal bloating onto geopolitics. Give it a try:

"When you have lines of [digesting food], through your system, if for any reason that line is closed because you can’t continue to put it into [diapers or toilets] which has happened to them, what happens is that line explodes from within. Both mechanically and in the [guts]. Something happens where it just explodes, and they say they only have about three days left before that happens. And when it explodes, you can never rebuild it the way it was."

You nailed it, President Pedo Pal! May your explosion come soon.

Anaid's avatar

Holy shit...ouch, my brain!!

Lisa's avatar

JFC. The transcripts make my blood boil. He is the absolute neanderthal in the room at all times. Make it stop already.

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

If you use voiceover on iphone the Gemeni prompt usesall sorts of voices to express the weird

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. No one said "way to go," no one said "hello;" it's all bullshit.

beb's avatar

My god, the man's incoherent! Increasingly I blame Israel (or Netanyahu) for everything, inciting Trump to bomb Iran, for continuing to wage war in Lebanon during a cease-fire, for demolishing Gaza. The man has turned the Jewish nation into what they hated -- Nazi Germany.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've never experienced a truly insane person before. This is just... Wow.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Cue Cousin Vinny:

“Everything that guy just said, is bullshit.”

Old Pal's avatar

Where is Sarah Cooper when we need her?

Hank Napkin's avatar

REFERS TO HIS CORONARY ARTERIES, PLEASE…

"So it’s a very powerful thing that takes place. sort of having to do with nature. When that gets clogged at the end..."

…OR DESCENDING COLON.

Mr Beeep's avatar

We’re sending in our best men to negotiate,

Ja-Koff cmon over!

Form of a buttplug!

Shape of a space dildo!

ACTIVATE!!