In reviewing the year's achievements in deleted comments, we have to say we were somewhat astonished by just how many of the damned things there were. We went back and read a year's worth of Dear ShitFerBrains columns at a single go, and we survived! We quickly gave up on the idea of crowning a single Best Worst Deleted Comment, because really, they are all insufferable in their own special way. But oh, there were some highlights.
I'm going to miss our taco drop tonight, as I am working another event. Fortunately, it is an indoor event, so at least I won't freeze/get soaked
Meanwhile, on this planet, the One Star State is <a href="http:\/\/www.jec.senate.gov\/public\/\/index.cfm\?a=Files.Serve&amp\;File_id=29a30e05-d6d1-4c7d-9291-89dd8f00bad9" target="_blank"> perfectly average in jobs and job growth.</a> And still well below average in poverty level and percent uninsured. But hey, #1 in executions! (I&#039;m still looking for the figures on their soaring derp exports.)
I&#039;m going to miss our taco drop tonight, as I am working another event. Fortunately, it is an indoor event, so at least I won&#039;t freeze/get soaked
At least it&#039;s not the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz ( I need to learn how to make hyper-links) <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Camer...">http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G...
I&#039;m all in favor of cutting our losses.
But nobody else does.
Just what Mexico needs: more armed, ignorant antio-government rage monkeys.
Meanwhile, on this planet, the One Star State is <a href="http:\/\/www.jec.senate.gov\/public\/\/index.cfm\?a=Files.Serve&amp\;File_id=29a30e05-d6d1-4c7d-9291-89dd8f00bad9" target="_blank"> perfectly average in jobs and job growth.</a> And still well below average in poverty level and percent uninsured. But hey, #1 in executions! (I&#039;m still looking for the figures on their soaring derp exports.)
&quot;botany&quot;, there was your problem all along you should have been using physiology...
Good thing comments aren&#039;t allowed, imagine doing this for real. I would need a month vacation just to regain some sanity.
That&#039;s my new year resolution!
Dear deleted commenters,
Pile it as high as you like. It won&#039;t change the smell.
No love, Me
And simply ass, fuck nuts.
&ldquo;Just because people own firearms doesn&rsquo;t automatically stupid.&rdquo;
Uh, <i>semi-automatically</i> stupid, dickhead. Full auto stupid USED to be illeagle but fuck it
They are The Best. I really hate having to spit out all those damn spines!
I would have said Limburger, but, yeah, whatevs.
Need moar term limits.
And those sweet, sweet oil credits the rest of us taxpayers shell out to Alaskans every year. Sarah Palin: Woefare Queen.