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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm going to miss our taco drop tonight, as I am working another event. Fortunately, it is an indoor event, so at least I won't freeze/get soaked

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

At least it's not the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz ( I need to learn how to make hyper-links) <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Camer...">http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G...

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malsperanza's avatar

I'm all in favor of cutting our losses.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Just what Mexico needs: more armed, ignorant antio-government rage monkeys.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Meanwhile, on this planet, the One Star State is <a href="http:\/\/www.jec.senate.gov\/public\/\/index.cfm\?a=Files.Serve&amp\;File_id=29a30e05-d6d1-4c7d-9291-89dd8f00bad9" target="_blank"> perfectly average in jobs and job growth.</a> And still well below average in poverty level and percent uninsured. But hey, #1 in executions! (I'm still looking for the figures on their soaring derp exports.)

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

"botany", there was your problem all along you should have been using physiology...

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Good thing comments aren't allowed, imagine doing this for real. I would need a month vacation just to regain some sanity.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

That's my new year resolution!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Dear deleted commenters,

Pile it as high as you like. It won't change the smell.

No love, Me

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bobbert's avatar

And simply ass, fuck nuts.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

“Just because people own firearms doesn’t automatically stupid.”

Uh, <i>semi-automatically</i> stupid, dickhead. Full auto stupid USED to be illeagle but fuck it

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Msgr MĪ©ment classic ā˜‘ļø's avatar

They are The Best. I really hate having to spit out all those damn spines!

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Msgr MĪ©ment classic ā˜‘ļø's avatar

I would have said Limburger, but, yeah, whatevs.

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Msgr MĪ©ment classic ā˜‘ļø's avatar

Need moar term limits.

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malsperanza's avatar

And those sweet, sweet oil credits the rest of us taxpayers shell out to Alaskans every year. Sarah Palin: Woefare Queen.

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