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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm going to miss our taco drop tonight, as I am working another event. Fortunately, it is an indoor event, so at least I won't freeze/get soaked

Tiny kaiju's avatar

At least it's not the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz ( I need to learn how to make hyper-links) <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Camer...">http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G...

malsperanza's avatar

I'm all in favor of cutting our losses.

š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Just what Mexico needs: more armed, ignorant antio-government rage monkeys.

š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Meanwhile, on this planet, the One Star State is <a href="http:\/\/www.jec.senate.gov\/public\/\/index.cfm\?a=Files.Serve&amp\;File_id=29a30e05-d6d1-4c7d-9291-89dd8f00bad9" target="_blank"> perfectly average in jobs and job growth.</a> And still well below average in poverty level and percent uninsured. But hey, #1 in executions! (I'm still looking for the figures on their soaring derp exports.)

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

"botany", there was your problem all along you should have been using physiology...

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Good thing comments aren't allowed, imagine doing this for real. I would need a month vacation just to regain some sanity.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

That's my new year resolution!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Dear deleted commenters,

Pile it as high as you like. It won't change the smell.

No love, Me

bobbert's avatar

And simply ass, fuck nuts.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

“Just because people own firearms doesn’t automatically stupid.”

Uh, <i>semi-automatically</i> stupid, dickhead. Full auto stupid USED to be illeagle but fuck it

Msgr MĪ©ment classic ā˜‘ļø's avatar

They are The Best. I really hate having to spit out all those damn spines!

Msgr MĪ©ment classic ā˜‘ļø's avatar

I would have said Limburger, but, yeah, whatevs.

malsperanza's avatar

And those sweet, sweet oil credits the rest of us taxpayers shell out to Alaskans every year. Sarah Palin: Woefare Queen.