In reviewing the year's achievements in deleted comments, we have to say we were somewhat astonished by just how many of the damned things there were. We went back and read a year's worth of Dear ShitFerBrains columns at a single go, and we survived! We quickly gave up on the idea of crowning a single Best Worst Deleted Comment, because really, they are all insufferable in their own special way. But oh, there were some highlights.
I&#039;m going to miss our taco drop tonight, as I am working another event. Fortunately, it is an indoor event, so at least I won&#039;t freeze/get soaked
At least it&#039;s not the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz ( I need to learn how to make hyper-links) <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Camer...">http://www.amazon.com/Ass-G...
I&#039;m all in favor of cutting our losses.
But nobody else does.
Just what Mexico needs: more armed, ignorant antio-government rage monkeys.
Meanwhile, on this planet, the One Star State is <a href="http:\/\/www.jec.senate.gov\/public\/\/index.cfm\?a=Files.Serve&amp\;File_id=29a30e05-d6d1-4c7d-9291-89dd8f00bad9" target="_blank"> perfectly average in jobs and job growth.</a> And still well below average in poverty level and percent uninsured. But hey, #1 in executions! (I&#039;m still looking for the figures on their soaring derp exports.)
&quot;botany&quot;, there was your problem all along you should have been using physiology...
Good thing comments aren&#039;t allowed, imagine doing this for real. I would need a month vacation just to regain some sanity.
That&#039;s my new year resolution!
Dear deleted commenters,
Pile it as high as you like. It won&#039;t change the smell.
No love, Me
And simply ass, fuck nuts.
&ldquo;Just because people own firearms doesn&rsquo;t automatically stupid.&rdquo;
Uh, <i>semi-automatically</i> stupid, dickhead. Full auto stupid USED to be illeagle but fuck it
They are The Best. I really hate having to spit out all those damn spines!
I would have said Limburger, but, yeah, whatevs.
Need moar term limits.
And those sweet, sweet oil credits the rest of us taxpayers shell out to Alaskans every year. Sarah Palin: Woefare Queen.