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I didn't have my early bad episode with tequila until college, but, then, I've always been a little behind.

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Never, ever go into a McDonald's on acid. The plastic is truly overwhelming.

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Enthusiasms!

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He doesn't even know his password for Twitter.

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ISWYDT

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oh well. it appears Prince Prospero is having that one party some dude wrote about a long long time ago.

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They're both great!

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I hope Mitch shows up and has a nice, stiff scotch and Covid. Or three.

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While I say, welcome to it, kill yourselves, but the real victims are the hospital staff and the people that weren't this fucking stupid but caught it anyway, there aught to be a law, not first come first serve at the health-care centers, but was you or any family members at a trump rally?

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The Masque of the Orange Death

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True.

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Actually, if you listen to Sixx A.M.' s Van Nuys, where Nikki Sixx was alone under the christmas tree shooting up heroin.... kind of a yuletide suicide song.

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I had to read A Separate Peace and The Catcher in the Rye in high school. Hated them both, and I like to read.

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Ta, Stephen.

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But it got them through the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020!

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I am starting to think that the one perfect defense against COVID is just being pure evil. That's why Mitch won't ever get it.

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