An internal investigation conducted by BP has concluded that it can start drilling again immediately, hooray! Oh and also "Team BP" did nothing wrong, at all, and so if you Americans still need someone or something to pay for the stuff in the ocean, sue the oil rig owner Transocean or the chavs at Halliburton, because you can always blame Halliburton. But yes, this investigation exonerates BP, which did nothing wrong and was probably just enjoying a nice cup of tea while Transocean and Halliburton took turns throwing depth charges down Deepwater Horizon's oil well to "see what would happen." Whatever. At least Tony Hayward has his life back, sitting on his yacht in Siberia. [
Dear Mr. Waggaman, Reading an It’s Morning in America without alt text in the picture is like buying a box of Crackerjack and finding there is no prize inside. Hurrrrumph to you sir. Hurrrrrrrumph! Sincerely, MG
Asking George W Bush what he’s thinking and expecting something profound or even mildly rational surely must be the definition of an optimist.
Crazed bicycle-riding cops gunning down brownz? I'm going back to bed.
The oily seabird in the picture is pecking out his apology in the sands of various Gulf Coast beaches.
Dear Mr. Waggaman, Reading an It’s Morning in America without alt text in the picture is like buying a box of Crackerjack and finding there is no prize inside. Hurrrrumph to you sir. Hurrrrrrrumph! Sincerely, MG
Asking George W Bush what he’s thinking and expecting something profound or even mildly rational surely must be the definition of an optimist.