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bobbert's avatar

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Maybe, but the Islamaniacs are coming on strong. The world really should set aside a country where Crusaders and Jihadists can slug it out, leaving the rest of us the fuck alone.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Hay Ladeeeee! Matthew 6:5-15.

Your own Bible is persecuting you.

bobbert's avatar

Ooo, there's an obscure one.

Jared James's avatar

Deadly seriously. When you cease to believe in my particular god, and my specific subsect of its worshipers, we all stop being Americans.

So <i>knock it off</i>, people!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Yep.

"Mr. Churchill! You are drunk."

"Yes I am. And you are ugly. Tomorrow, however, I'll be sober."

SullivanSt's avatar

She knows because the voices in her head tell her.

SullivanSt's avatar

They probably ought to re-educate themselves on the words allocated to their object of worship by their own fairy tale on the subject of public prayers, too.

SullivanSt's avatar

Butbutbut "Declaration of Independence" arglebargle "Creator" yammeryammer "obviously the particular subdenominational flavor of God I believe in" QED BITCHES!!!

SullivanSt's avatar

And who is the most-often mentioned person in the Koran?

diogenez's avatar

Christ on a stick - these people are certainly intent on disproving Intelligent Design, if only by their actions.

chascates's avatar

“If we cease to believe that our rights come from God, we cease to be America,” she explained ..." Seriously?

SullivanSt's avatar

Sadly, not the first time I've seen that particular absurd sentiment expressed.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

My Bible discourages public prayer...and so does yours, if you'd quit using it as a prop long enough to read it.

TundraGrifter's avatar

If I looked like that I'd probably pray more than I do now.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I say again, they could easily have added Jesus to the Constitution. "Congress shall make no law that restricting Christian worship." for example. But the didn't do that.