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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Maybe, but the Islamaniacs are coming on strong. The world really should set aside a country where Crusaders and Jihadists can slug it out, leaving the rest of us the fuck alone.

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Hay Ladeeeee! Matthew 6:5-15.

Your own Bible is persecuting you.

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Ooo, there's an obscure one.

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Deadly seriously. When you cease to believe in my particular god, and my specific subsect of its worshipers, we all stop being Americans.

So <i>knock it off</i>, people!

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Yep.

"Mr. Churchill! You are drunk."

"Yes I am. And you are ugly. Tomorrow, however, I'll be sober."

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She knows because the voices in her head tell her.

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They probably ought to re-educate themselves on the words allocated to their object of worship by their own fairy tale on the subject of public prayers, too.

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Butbutbut "Declaration of Independence" arglebargle "Creator" yammeryammer "obviously the particular subdenominational flavor of God I believe in" QED BITCHES!!!

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And who is the most-often mentioned person in the Koran?

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Christ on a stick - these people are certainly intent on disproving Intelligent Design, if only by their actions.

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“If we cease to believe that our rights come from God, we cease to be America,” she explained ..." Seriously?

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Sadly, not the first time I've seen that particular absurd sentiment expressed.

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My Bible discourages public prayer...and so does yours, if you'd quit using it as a prop long enough to read it.

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If I looked like that I'd probably pray more than I do now.

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I say again, they could easily have added Jesus to the Constitution. "Congress shall make no law that restricting Christian worship." for example. But the didn't do that.

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