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bobbert's avatar

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Maybe, but the Islamaniacs are coming on strong. The world really should set aside a country where Crusaders and Jihadists can slug it out, leaving the rest of us the fuck alone.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Hay Ladeeeee! Matthew 6:5-15.

Your own Bible is persecuting you.

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bobbert's avatar

Ooo, there's an obscure one.

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Jared James's avatar

Deadly seriously. When you cease to believe in my particular god, and my specific subsect of its worshipers, we all stop being Americans.

So <i>knock it off</i>, people!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Yep.

"Mr. Churchill! You are drunk."

"Yes I am. And you are ugly. Tomorrow, however, I'll be sober."

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SullivanSt's avatar

She knows because the voices in her head tell her.

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SullivanSt's avatar

They probably ought to re-educate themselves on the words allocated to their object of worship by their own fairy tale on the subject of public prayers, too.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Butbutbut "Declaration of Independence" arglebargle "Creator" yammeryammer "obviously the particular subdenominational flavor of God I believe in" QED BITCHES!!!

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SullivanSt's avatar

And who is the most-often mentioned person in the Koran?

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diogenez's avatar

Christ on a stick - these people are certainly intent on disproving Intelligent Design, if only by their actions.

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chascates's avatar

“If we cease to believe that our rights come from God, we cease to be America,” she explained ..." Seriously?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sadly, not the first time I've seen that particular absurd sentiment expressed.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My Bible discourages public prayer...and so does yours, if you'd quit using it as a prop long enough to read it.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If I looked like that I'd probably pray more than I do now.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I say again, they could easily have added Jesus to the Constitution. "Congress shall make no law that restricting Christian worship." for example. But the didn't do that.

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