Well , Christian Fundamentalist believe ," One does eat ,if one does not work ". So now the poor must pay with 'Welfare Reform for the dead '. I can just see the GOP Commercials for it now ! The Tea Party will make it a major litmus test ,and " all true Conservatives ".
So they're withholding a document necessary to wind up someone's estate unless you sign over several rights of the estate ... isn't that illegal? That sounds extortion-like illegal.
Funeral homes ain't exactly going broke, either. That's one business where business is usually always pretty good, because no matter what else happens, people are always gonna die. Even if a funeral director gets stiffed (so to speak) every once in a while, it'll be tough for me to shed any tears. Fortunately, I don't have many family members to extort. When I die, they can kiss my ashes!
"Tell St. Peter, 'Don'cha call me, 'cos I can't go" is taking on a whole new meaning these days. Thanks, New Cruelty! Looks like you're managing to seep into every aspect of life (and death!) these days.
... The actual fuck, America? That is some sick God-damned shit.
Greatly fucked, maybe.
Well , Christian Fundamentalist believe ," One does eat ,if one does not work ". So now the poor must pay with 'Welfare Reform for the dead '. I can just see the GOP Commercials for it now ! The Tea Party will make it a major litmus test ,and " all true Conservatives ".
So they're withholding a document necessary to wind up someone's estate unless you sign over several rights of the estate ... isn't that illegal? That sounds extortion-like illegal.
Funeral homes ain't exactly going broke, either. That's one business where business is usually always pretty good, because no matter what else happens, people are always gonna die. Even if a funeral director gets stiffed (so to speak) every once in a while, it'll be tough for me to shed any tears. Fortunately, I don't have many family members to extort. When I die, they can kiss my ashes!
"Tell St. Peter, 'Don'cha call me, 'cos I can't go" is taking on a whole new meaning these days. Thanks, New Cruelty! Looks like you're managing to seep into every aspect of life (and death!) these days.
DINSDALE!!!!
We sure know how to screw the pooch in this state. I feel so badly for those people. Those funeral directors are a little on the amoral tip.
What did they do with the ashes of Giulliani's credibility? They should be able to get a few grand from Michael Cohen that's what his retainer is for
'E was a cruel man, but fair!
sarah suckabee sanders uses them.
He says he holds onto those because one time a family who said they couldn’t afford a burial had received life insurance.
Isn't it crazy how burials usually happen before the death certificate is released, which is required to access life insurance payouts?
That’s about right. It cost $815 to cremate my brother and I think that included an urn...this guy here is a fucking cunt....
Yeah...that’s bringing on bad juju...
Amazon?
Wait, are you saying Michelle Wolf was lying? SHS /doesn't/ get her perfect smokey eye from lies?