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I say we ritually slaughter the goats and end the fake tax abatement. A golf course is NOT a farm.

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Ivanka is the quintessential shallow rich bitch who tries to steal her rival’s boyfriend just because she can. If this were a movie, it would end with her being kicked into a giant pile of manure.

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and that's all hunky-dory with the White Power Ranger crowd? is this owning the libs and how? I have questions.

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Feckless cunt. That is all. Ta, Stephen.

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You are so right. Rick Moranis. Ellen Greene. Vincent Gardenia. And Steve Martin as the sadistic dentist was absolutely priceless. I bet every dentist in America has it in their top 5 faves, too.

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Well, my wife isn't treating COVID patients or delivering groceries, but she is attending to pregnant women to help avoid the bad outcome so eloquently imagined by Ms. Amber Richardson of "The Onion":

https://www.theonion.com/i-...

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When I first visited that pretty town I noticed a tiny old house with a sign that said Paris Milliner. And huge fields and a long drive with a sign that said Moorland Farm. And some other of those old houses. And then a part of the road where you had to drive 10 MPH because of birds nesting. There was a big AT&T building but it was tucked away-- it seemed that way to me tho maybe not to old-timers. Anyway I'm pretty sure they paid their taxes to the town, without digging any lakes in it. They'd bought Moorland Farms too I think and left it that way. Anyway I'm positive the Trump people will slow down on behalf of the nesting birds.

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Stephen, dear, dear Stephen, the Secret Service are only servants. One knows one never cares about the staff, even in private. Ta.

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When New York State finally gets hold of Trump's tax returns and sues him for whatever is left after he pays off Deutschebank and the Russians, that golf course could make a nice place to build housing for some of those poor people.

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Isn't it only found in mammals?

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Plus the three muses. The original ending is amazing too! It's an extra on my DVD version. I have Funko figures of Audrey II as a baby and as shown above. There are also Funko Audrey, Seymour and the Dentist.

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I would bet a great deal of money that her nannies and servants are classified as “essential expendable”

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This guy can't stop bragging about his "luxurious" Bedminster golf course, and then we find out he got it classified as farmland, and only paid ONE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS income tax, and why didn't we know about this in 2016?? And when do these rich guys ever have enough money? It's absolutely sickening, and it makes me want to puke, or cry, or smack somebody with motherfucking votes

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Broad expanses of "farmland." Cocksuckers.

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And grasshoppers and crickets and cows too, you see- cuz it's farmland. Farmland.

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"why didn't we know about this in 2016??"

I did. Everything was reported. Not enough people could read enough of the crap to choose wisely.

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