One day, when I was a little girl, I accidentally knocked the not-yet-rolled out cheesecake crust into a sinkful of water with Lemon Joy dish detergent. My mother declared that it was now lemon cheesecake and continued to make it.
This isn't fair, I got sick this morning and feel like hammered asshole. I should be jumping up and down and begging pitifully for this, but right now all I can muster is a muted desire to either get better or just die already.
Oh man. Every year my spouse bakes me a cake of my choosing for my birthday, and I already picked this year's. Welp, next year then! *bookmarks furiously*
I substituted cedar cheese for the cream cheese and used those cakes we like mixed with lard for the crust. Also, I didn't have any sugar, so substituted salt. It turned out terrible and I threw it in the garbage. This is not a good recipe at all.
It must be a terrible life in a country with no Girl Scout cookies.
Yer out of here, loser dipwad spammer.
Lemon cookies, basically. Plenty of recipes online.
Eat the filling separately.
Nice if you have someone special to lick it off!
One day, when I was a little girl, I accidentally knocked the not-yet-rolled out cheesecake crust into a sinkful of water with Lemon Joy dish detergent. My mother declared that it was now lemon cheesecake and continued to make it.
CHEEESSEEECAAAKKKEEEoh, Adam, you speak my language. But I am gonna have to substitute cheesecake for the lemon bits.
YOU MONSTER!
This isn't fair, I got sick this morning and feel like hammered asshole. I should be jumping up and down and begging pitifully for this, but right now all I can muster is a muted desire to either get better or just die already.
Ugh, feel better soon!
Oh man. Every year my spouse bakes me a cake of my choosing for my birthday, and I already picked this year's. Welp, next year then! *bookmarks furiously*
I had no idea there were RECIPES......we loves the Wonkette every day, every way
Oh I gotcha. I used a steam bath too then.
Physics and cheesecake. Two of my favorite things.
So how do you blend the eggs in then?
I substituted cedar cheese for the cream cheese and used those cakes we like mixed with lard for the crust. Also, I didn't have any sugar, so substituted salt. It turned out terrible and I threw it in the garbage. This is not a good recipe at all.