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It must be a terrible life in a country with no Girl Scout cookies.

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Yer out of here, loser dipwad spammer.

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Lemon cookies, basically. Plenty of recipes online.

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Eat the filling separately.

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Nice if you have someone special to lick it off!

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One day, when I was a little girl, I accidentally knocked the not-yet-rolled out cheesecake crust into a sinkful of water with Lemon Joy dish detergent. My mother declared that it was now lemon cheesecake and continued to make it.

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CHEEESSEEECAAAKKKEEEoh, Adam, you speak my language. But I am gonna have to substitute cheesecake for the lemon bits.

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YOU MONSTER!

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This isn't fair, I got sick this morning and feel like hammered asshole. I should be jumping up and down and begging pitifully for this, but right now all I can muster is a muted desire to either get better or just die already.

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Ugh, feel better soon!

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Oh man. Every year my spouse bakes me a cake of my choosing for my birthday, and I already picked this year's. Welp, next year then! *bookmarks furiously*

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I had no idea there were RECIPES......we loves the Wonkette every day, every way

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Oh I gotcha. I used a steam bath too then.

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Physics and cheesecake. Two of my favorite things.

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So how do you blend the eggs in then?

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I substituted cedar cheese for the cream cheese and used those cakes we like mixed with lard for the crust. Also, I didn't have any sugar, so substituted salt. It turned out terrible and I threw it in the garbage. This is not a good recipe at all.

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