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Butthurt is really a dangerous condition, apparently it causes the shit inside your brain to leak out and pollute the internet.

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Which is why hardwood floors is an excellent alternative.

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BWAP!

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good god. i - and every chick i know over 30 - uses every routine, chemical, device, procedure, ointment and MD to maintain what we can of our looks.

for us, not for guys.

oh and no one fucking votes republican.

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I'm with you - I'm almost 40 and I must say, get more handsome with each year. Hey there, man in the mirror. Who's lookin sexy? You're lookin' sexy, that's who. Yeahhh.....

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Wait, she's Jewish, and in the TX lege? Is that even allowed? Shhhhh!!!

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Man, this is gonna make layovers at DFW a lot less fun for us dudes.

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No, avoid having them pointed AT you. Pointing them at others does wonders for your general well-being, according to The Right Rev. Lapierre.

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they really are an entire party made up of Beavis and Butthead clones...

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Bleach, certainly. But hair is also permitted to be piled up on top of the head, like Marge Simpson or Marie Antoinette.

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Apparently the fact that sometimes women's breasts get bigger after they have children is a liberal hoax. An awesome, awesome liberal hoax.

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And there are questions regarding her boobs.

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Breaking news: she also appears to wear a bra.

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<i>TheRealWendyDavis.blogspot.com has the horrible proof:</i>

Somebody should stick to painting sad clowns and writing poems to their cat.

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The owooga eye ball pop with tongue on the ground was always my favorite.

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Boing!! Owoooga! Pant pant pant. Thumpa thumpa thumpa. Etc.

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