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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Butthurt is really a dangerous condition, apparently it causes the shit inside your brain to leak out and pollute the internet.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Which is why hardwood floors is an excellent alternative.

fuflans's avatar

good god. i - and every chick i know over 30 - uses every routine, chemical, device, procedure, ointment and MD to maintain what we can of our looks.

for us, not for guys.

oh and no one fucking votes republican.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I'm with you - I'm almost 40 and I must say, get more handsome with each year. Hey there, man in the mirror. Who's lookin sexy? You're lookin' sexy, that's who. Yeahhh.....

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Wait, she's Jewish, and in the TX lege? Is that even allowed? Shhhhh!!!

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Man, this is gonna make layovers at DFW a lot less fun for us dudes.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

No, avoid having them pointed AT you. Pointing them at others does wonders for your general well-being, according to The Right Rev. Lapierre.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they really are an entire party made up of Beavis and Butthead clones...

PubOption's avatar

Bleach, certainly. But hair is also permitted to be piled up on top of the head, like Marge Simpson or Marie Antoinette.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Apparently the fact that sometimes women's breasts get bigger after they have children is a liberal hoax. An awesome, awesome liberal hoax.

PubOption's avatar

And there are questions regarding her boobs.

diogenez's avatar

Breaking news: she also appears to wear a bra.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>TheRealWendyDavis.blogspot.com has the horrible proof:</i>

Somebody should stick to painting sad clowns and writing poems to their cat.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The owooga eye ball pop with tongue on the ground was always my favorite.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Boing!! Owoooga! Pant pant pant. Thumpa thumpa thumpa. Etc.