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chascates's avatar

Eric Golub lives on a different planet than I do. I just wish his was farther away, maybe near Saturn.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

We're going to need bigger quotes.

That guy is industrial-grade not-funny.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Stay safe out there bobbert! Hopefully the Gods Of Holy Snark will not want to see an interruption in your daily 'prayers,' and thus direct all our 'p' to be sent towards the clouds!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you can always trade in and be a viper or a parasite

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I mentioned Omega, but he's not bright enough to even understand that is the correct term he was looking for, let alone catch the reference to one of his patron saints

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Why oh WHY did I read that Golub post and the comment thread that followed? Now my brain hurts.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he's no Jar Jar Binks

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you went dumpster diving at CPAC didn't you?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wait until they see the Google Analytics from this month- they won't stop talking about Wonket in every article

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

today we are all tainted sources

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

WHERE'S MY SEA MONKEYS????

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no way Hayden could emote that well

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just how much is the Plasma center paying these days? Enough for a couple 40's and a small rock at least, I would hope...

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bobbert's avatar

Hell, make a rim job joke.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or Velcro

or porn...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Speaking of which: Everyone needs to get out of their stall and <a href="http:\/\/i3.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/original\/000\/554\/408\/7e3.png" target="_blank">pony up</a> to the local Red Cross and give blood. It's the right thing to do*

*This public service announcement brought to you by the filthy Godless liberals at Wonket

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