You guys, this is the saddest thing we at Wonket have seen all day, and we saw rightwing "comedian" Eric Golub try to do "logic." (Go ahead, visit the comments of Golub's WashTimes screed against li'l ol' us, newest first, but it's only funny for a while, and then you realize he is a human in pain, holding himself together with only the rigidity of his "thoughts" against the vast indignities of an uncaring cosmos.)
Stay safe out there bobbert! Hopefully the Gods Of Holy Snark will not want to see an interruption in your daily 'prayers,' and thus direct all our 'p' to be sent towards the clouds!
I mentioned Omega, but he's not bright enough to even understand that is the correct term he was looking for, let alone catch the reference to one of his patron saints
Speaking of which: Everyone needs to get out of their stall and <a href="http:\/\/i3.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/original\/000\/554\/408\/7e3.png" target="_blank">pony up</a> to the local Red Cross and give blood. It&#039;s the right thing to do*
*This public service announcement brought to you by the filthy Godless liberals at Wonket
Eric Golub lives on a different planet than I do. I just wish his was farther away, maybe near Saturn.
We&#039;re going to need bigger quotes.
That guy is industrial-grade not-funny.
Stay safe out there bobbert! Hopefully the Gods Of Holy Snark will not want to see an interruption in your daily &#039;prayers,&#039; and thus direct all our &#039;p&#039; to be sent towards the clouds!
you can always trade in and be a viper or a parasite
I mentioned Omega, but he&#039;s not bright enough to even understand that is the correct term he was looking for, let alone catch the reference to one of his patron saints
Why oh WHY did I read that Golub post and the comment thread that followed? Now my brain hurts.
he&#039;s no Jar Jar Binks
you went dumpster diving at CPAC didn&#039;t you?
wait until they see the Google Analytics from this month- they won&#039;t stop talking about Wonket in every article
today we are all tainted sources
WHERE&#039;S MY SEA MONKEYS????
no way Hayden could emote that well
just how much is the Plasma center paying these days? Enough for a couple 40&#039;s and a small rock at least, I would hope...
Hell, make a rim job joke.
or Velcro
or porn...
Speaking of which: Everyone needs to get out of their stall and <a href="http:\/\/i3.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/original\/000\/554\/408\/7e3.png" target="_blank">pony up</a> to the local Red Cross and give blood. It&#039;s the right thing to do*
*This public service announcement brought to you by the filthy Godless liberals at Wonket