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ValiumNation's avatar

As much as I dislike Sarah Palin and others of her ideological bent I refuse to denigrate her physical appearance until she grows a fake penis like female hyenas.

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ValiumNation's avatar

I bow to you.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

FUCKING SUPERWIN

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bobbert's avatar

WIN.

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bobbert's avatar

So, given a contest between Jezebel and Sarah Palin, where would you weigh in?

(I'll tell you my view: Jez is a bunch of excitable ding-dongs; Palin is consistently malevolent. YMMV).

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bobbert's avatar

Joe Tex anti-libel!!!

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bobbert's avatar

Editrix -- this is the last post for the night? C'mon. Desiccated (except, remarkably, for the boobs) Sarah Palin is the last thing we have to comment on?

Granted, Palin as a political figure deserves all the abuse we can possibly muster. And, personally, I don't have a big problem making fun of her looks, because she intentionally based so much of her appeal to voters on her looks (karma, y'all).

But still, this is what we have to work with as the last post of the day -- unflattering photos of an irrelevant former politician in a shopping center parking lot?

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chascates's avatar

As she gets smaller and smaller, will she find some sort of transcendence, some sort of acceptance of being a tiny mote in the eye of the world? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3iHjGBfT4&li...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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chascates's avatar

You'd think Scientology would have figured out how to rid Ms. Alley of all of those body thetans.

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chascates's avatar

The Right will just assume the remaining Choom Gang members are in prison or dead. Can you imagine what it would be like to grow up like Mittens? Tons of money, fame, and adventure but you can't drink a Coke.

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diogenez's avatar

She's on a hunger strike and won't eat until she gets invited to the convention.

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diogenez's avatar

is not moose season in Alaska?

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diogenez's avatar

Steady diet of bile and hate.

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diogenez's avatar

eat some crow

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diogenez's avatar

Don't feed her, we'll NEVER be rid of her.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I just *knew* she didn't really eat at Chick-Fil-A.

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