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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

McCarran airport with a video? As long as it doesn't involve anyone lip synching to Celine Dion singing All By Myself...

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Jared James's avatar

Lesson Four: Do you like movies about gladiators?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I imagine that there are a whole bunch of parents of kids in prison for MJ possession who would like to have a word with Cliven about that whole 'a criminal – for simply having something' thing...

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Jared James's avatar

If the knife is the only barrier, I don't see why she couldn't attend school with maybe a bazooka or submachine gun as a substitute.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So Cliven Bundy's grandkid should be allowed to carry a knife to school, but the next Michael Brown should have his fists amputated because... deadly weapons

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bobbert's avatar

So, really late here, but I just revisited this article, and I thought I would save the cute "fuck-free" icon, figuring that Shy or somebody had ginned it up. But, from the savefile name, I gather that it is an actual facebook thing. Is this true, or am I being metatrolled?

I only log onto facebook once or twice a month, to see if any of my relatives have died, so I'm not really up to speed on this shit.

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WA Bishop's avatar

If she needs to be armed she'll make herself a shiv, just like all the other kids.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>“I hope that somehow figures this out because I still would like to go to this school,” she said “I really don’t want to be homeschooled.”</i>

Poor Cliven -- the lazy, godless, socialist, facist, communist teachers have already ruined his daughter.

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Lot_49's avatar

Homeschooled in the Bundy Compound. Seems like a contradiction in terms.

Lesson One: Behavior of The Negro, and why they are unhappy unless they have a lot of work to do. Lesson Two: Guns, our partner in freedom Lesson Three: Hey, little girl, have you ever seen a grown man nekkid?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And of course the commenters are defending Bundy and deriding the school system for being a bastion of "political correctness".

CCSD Regulation 5141.1 is pretty clear - a pocket knife is a weapon. Weapons are not permitted on campus. If Mr. Bundy has a problem with this, I suggest he contact his school board representative. Otherwise, he can just have a seat right over there.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Look on the bright side, the first time they try to pull this "I can take a knife anywhere I wanna" on a TSA agent at McCarran Airport there will be great video as hilarity ensues.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Leaving out pocket knives in the Second Amendment must've been an oversight. Maybe his little girl should switch to an Uzi. What harm could come of that?

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WA Bishop's avatar

But why? If you're home-schooled you get to spend more time with your fam-- ohhhh.

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WA Bishop's avatar

You can bet that there was some discussion around the kitchen table whether to send her to school packing heat.

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WA Bishop's avatar

With your compass, like a normal kid!

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WA Bishop's avatar

As a child and a female I'm sure the family will keep her preferences foremost in their minds as they decide their next move.

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