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Bipartisanship among the solons.

I thought "reaching across the aisle" involved the use of more than just one finger...

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...meh, he doesn't have the Emperor Palpatine sneer down yet! I still want to hear him say "Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will, commander."

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I like.

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...I have no fukking idea! Maybe these shitty, froth faced cock guzzlers should pull their foot long dildos out of their fully dilated azzholes and slurp the KY Jelly emulsified fecal matter, prior to opening their mouths! Also, too "Santorum"!!!

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A Mormon boxer. Was that what the Chinese were thinking of when they named the Righteous, Harmonious Fists?

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Divine appeared to do it in one of John Waters' films, possibly 'Female Trouble'.

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...I think he may take Boehner "hunting"!

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...Question: "if one fukks themselves and is impregnated, can you get a recreational abortion financed by ACORN and the taxed Catholic Church!?"

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...I think the "Tea Baggers" have something else in mind for Boners BALLS!!!!

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One can easily imagine the high brow conversations behind closed doors.

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"now we know that an adult swore in the White House"

Rahm Emanuel libel!

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And I certainly wouldn't weep for a fucking Boehner.

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...Fox News would have photoshopped Reid's face onto Adam Lanza's mugshot!

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I think he said “Go fudge yourself!” which is really nastier when it comes from a guy that wears extra absorbent Depends.

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...well I was dressed like 2 dollar whore, so I was asking for it!

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Clint Eastwood, who happened to be nearby, looked at an empty chair and said "You can't tell someone to do that to himself, but with Boehner it's OK because he's a ... what? ... he's a RINO? He's not a rhino. Rhinos are big and wallow in the mud. What? Yes, spending time with the Tea Party is like wallowing in the mud. What? Yes, I'm free later. Yes, I have a hotel room nearby. You're right, a man can't do that do himself but he can do it with someone else. Are you that someone else?"

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