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Is Blade Runner yet?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I stayed up late waiting in vain for those 'terrible “jokes” about our phalluses'. Goodnite, good night room, good night brush, good night cowboys and ladies whispering 'phallus, blues and hash'.

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The aliens can have Los Angeles.Fresno, too.

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Any side(boob) guitar?

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I don't. I wasn't on that memo's distribution list. Can I be an honorary man and earn more and all that other privilege shit?

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Suppenkuche.

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Hope the Sierras get a shitload this year (for a change).

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OK it's a melodeon but Bellowhead

https://youtu.be/Q1brZwusDMk

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THANK YOU WONKETTE FOR THE BEERS AND FUN!

I was at the Drinky Thing out in the Richmond District a few years back and NO I am not one of the rude people complaining I had to take BART and a bus! FREE BEER!

It was nice to not be in a super dark bar and to chat with people. I can report that the Editrix is as foxy as ever and the babby is super cute and charming. (Babby spent a lot of time with Auntie Kaili, who is also super cute.)

DemmeFatale, I hope you got home ok, I may have given you bad directions to get back on the Nimitz going south. Nice talking with you.

The venue is great, I will be back there some time and eat sausages and drink beer. I used to work very nearby (I was in an elevator about six blocks away when the Loma Prieta quake hit) and always love going back to Old Oakland. For those relatively local I can also recommend "The Trappist" which isn't far away - awesome beers and some tasty food.

I hope to see the Wonkebago in town in the future and hope to be able to offer parking (driveway or street) and "close to a park for picnicking" soon.

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I parked a block north of the Swan's Market complex - which has taken over that whole city block - on a street that is new fancy residential. It was sure different up there when I was working downtown 1988-1990 - I got my battery boosted once not far away. North of Clay it was pretty much Here There Be Dragons back then ... lots of parking lots.

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Welp, that explains my grandparents.

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Great talking to you, Mayor Quimby, and the rest of the Wonkers!After a brief tour of Alameda, (my bad), I was on my way home!

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I've cried my last tear over you, man. You hear me? Anyhoo, your doppelgangbanger showed up. And we had a GREAT time.

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