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Well, with such a tenuous grasp on their native language, you expect them to entertain dealing with a second one?

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Over and over and over again...

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Hey, at least he was wearing pants -- this time.

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Dok, I am now officially the IE of the Wonketariat: I was trying to play off all the clear and repeated embiggening instructions in your post. Was that funny? No, it was not funny.

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Never take the brown acid...

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I'll take Social Justice Joker.

Who else, every deck usually has two...

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AOT,K!!1!

(the judges ruled that all caps is OK)

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Yeah, I've read similar accounts. Being bottom-feeding scavengers, lobsters were considered inedible by humans...slaves on the other hand. And even then-like your ancestors, it was considered overly cruel to overdo it.

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That little factoid must've accidentally been omitted from the history books I was brought up on. Imagine that!?

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Good question, it's a shame Obama's outlawed the internet, otherwise I'd look that up.

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I'd say you're tied with Christians, as the most trod upon minority.

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Also great tats that are real conversation starters.

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Her bio on Wikipedia leads me to suspect she was born and raised a "one per-center", and empathy for the lower classes isn't common among them.

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Well said HazooToo

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Because most never owned boots?

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