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borninatrailer's avatar

Well, with such a tenuous grasp on their native language, you expect them to entertain dealing with a second one?

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Unforgotten's avatar

Over and over and over again...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey, at least he was wearing pants -- this time.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Dok, I am now officially the IE of the Wonketariat: I was trying to play off all the clear and repeated embiggening instructions in your post. Was that funny? No, it was not funny.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Never take the brown acid...

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

I'll take Social Justice Joker.

Who else, every deck usually has two...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

AOT,K!!1!

(the judges ruled that all caps is OK)

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Yeah, I've read similar accounts. Being bottom-feeding scavengers, lobsters were considered inedible by humans...slaves on the other hand. And even then-like your ancestors, it was considered overly cruel to overdo it.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

That little factoid must've accidentally been omitted from the history books I was brought up on. Imagine that!?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Good question, it's a shame Obama's outlawed the internet, otherwise I'd look that up.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'd say you're tied with Christians, as the most trod upon minority.

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SBells's avatar

Also great tats that are real conversation starters.

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tomamitai's avatar

Her bio on Wikipedia leads me to suspect she was born and raised a "one per-center", and empathy for the lower classes isn't common among them.

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SBells's avatar

Well said HazooToo

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SBells's avatar

Because most never owned boots?

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