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I would like to believe that polling sample that produced these numbers consisted of residents of Florida, Texas and Arizona, or maybe employees of Fox News, CNN and the Daily Caller. I would like to believe that, but I don't.

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It's too small to fit Kansas, Texas, Arizona AND Harrison. We have a Domeless Problem.

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I was thinking Incest, which would explain a lot of the Klan inbreds.

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There is no doubt that racism and racial bias are still alive, well and all too rampant in our society, but you can't rule out the possibility that it is all being fomented by Alien Lizard people. Those green bastards hate us.

When I say that I'm not talking about all Alien Lizard people, just the bad ones. Some of my best friends are Alien Lizard people. I only cross the street when I see one coming because so many of them are dangerous. If the Alien Lizard people would just clean up their own neighborhoods we wouldn't be suspicious of them. I think the real problem with Alien Lizard people is their family structure. Just look at the number of Alien Lizard eggs that are hatching without a father. They need to stick with their families, get off of unemployment and go out and catch some insects. They call us racist when the real problem lies with the Alien Lizard family. There's nothing wrong with simply taking pride in being human.

(Let me know if I missed any stupid excuse for being a racist dickbag, I tried to touch on them all.)

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You know who else just loved the people of his own (master) race?

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I tried to swallow that line, but it left a little taste of vomit in the back of my mouth.

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...29% of Americans believe in Big Foot and 77% of Americans believe that Aliens have visited earth.

That being said, only 25% of whites believe that there is racial discrimination in the criminal justice system and 48% of whites do not believe racism is widespread in the U.S. So more people believe in Bigfoot than believe there is racism in the criminal justice system and more people believe in Alien Lizard people infiltrating our society than in widespread systematic racism.

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...God help that brown dog if it ever tries to hump that white little girls leg in that town!

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I'm white and I love Michelle Obama. (Michelle: If you're reading this, "Mrs Michelle Pixelz". Please think about it.) Does that make me a reverse racist?

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That's OK, as soon as that little brown dog gets a little bigger, she'll be standing on its back as God intended.

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What's really frightening is how many whites think they are victims of racial discrimination and view themselves as the persecuted party. This, unfortunately, is the real legacy of Fox News- giving white people an excuse to feel sorry fir themselves since 1996

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That's why it puts the lotion on its skin.

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From "whiteprideradio.com" (aka kkkradio.com):<blockquote>Be sure to listen with your family. Everyday, your small children will enjoy listening to, “Stories from Grandma.” These are all <b>racially sound stories</b> they will love. And the Andrew Thomas show is sure to be a hit with the teens in your home.<blockquote> </blockquote></blockquote>

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And there you have it, people- the root of nearly every problem humanity has ever had- tribalism. People like us are great, people like them, not so much.

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On the planet Mars.

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<i> you only feel pride for the things you've accomplished through your own efforts</i>

Well see, there's yer problem. When one has no accomplishments in life to speak of...

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