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Wowdad's avatar

I'm aghast that Wonkette would mention The Gateway Pundit without reminding the reader that Jim Hoft is the Stupidest Man On The Internet (tm).

Uncle Andy's avatar

Hoft. PAY THE FUCK UP!

Joseph Griffith's avatar

Did the President go “nom,nom,nom,nom” while torturing these poor babbies for fun?

Ward From Cali's avatar

Probably. And they probably giggled like crazy, 'cause Joe's got mad Dad skills.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Everything better just go completely un-weird after November 5 or I will take to my fainting couch with a fit of the vapors.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

OMG. 😳 That monster. Did they, did they check the WH Lost & Found for stolen noses?! Wake up people!

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

Gateway Pundit is what would happen if ChatGPT was tasked with writing the news and was trained only on Tim Poole (RIP), David Icke, and cocaine.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Hilariously bad takes on OHJB.

Caepan's avatar

Have these troubled souls ever had a grandfather in their life? Maybe that’s why SMOTI & Co. are so twisted and unlovable?

Also, since I’m from the region where President Biden was born, I can sincerely say he’s like any typical Irish Grampa I’ve ever met. (Both of mine passed away before I was born, but I’ve seen my dad and uncles behave that way towards babies. And as Louise James points out, his grandchildren really love him.

Also too, the Hoft Boys need to get off the internet and into therapy.

Louise James's avatar

One thing I've noticed over the years: J'Biden spends a lot of time with his grandkids. They clearly love him!

I've never seen Trump with his grandkids.

Just_Jim's avatar

And his grandkids are grateful.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

There was a comment on one of the stories that read: "Can you imagine the horror if TRUMP ever tried to do this."

Yes, I can, I cannot ever imagine Trump interacting with anyone in a truly playful manner, let alone a baby from whom Trump cannot scam any conceivable advantage.

Mustlovebirds's avatar

I doubt Trump knows his grandchildren’s names, except maybe the teenage granddaughter who he can now think about sexually. Yuck

Tessie's avatar

If a baby is *disguised as a chicken*, no one could fairly be blamed for trying to eat it.

Tosca's avatar

Are these weirdos saying they've never nommed a baby's adorable little toes? Monsters.

Maybe's avatar

I'm surprise the Repubs haven't come up with this Modest Proposal.

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm

Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

Weird.

And I don’t mean President Biden.

Maybe's avatar

So Joe Biden likes children. And babies. That's a good thing.

Next thing you know it will be Haitians eating babies. Though the old stories about Jews will probably endure as well.

What the hell is wrong with these people? I'm not sure even the Internet is big enough to hold the answer.

MayorDefacto's avatar

If there's one disingenuous meme that the right wing has insistently pushed the past four years that grates on my nerves, it's been the Biden-is-a-hair-sniffing-handsy-perv bit. That and "Biden crime family." They've got nothing but "nuh-uh, YOU!" projection as their retort.

Maybe's avatar

What makes it truly bad is that Joe Biden is apparently one of the very nicest people in politics. And he is an outstanding family man, unlike trumpy.

Caepan's avatar

It’s as if their projection is on steroids cranked up to 11.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

The more decent the subject is, the more demented their tales about said subject are.

Can you imagine how they'd crucify Jesus?

Caepan's avatar

"Dang, that hippie is takin' too long to die on that cross. Fetch me mah AR-15, boy!"

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Gotchanose! will be the next casualty!

Oh, my stars!

(Should have scrolled down. Oh well, GMTA!)