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I'm aghast that Wonkette would mention The Gateway Pundit without reminding the reader that Jim Hoft is the Stupidest Man On The Internet (tm).

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Hoft. PAY THE FUCK UP!

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Did the President go “nom,nom,nom,nom” while torturing these poor babbies for fun?

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Probably. And they probably giggled like crazy, 'cause Joe's got mad Dad skills.

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Everything better just go completely un-weird after November 5 or I will take to my fainting couch with a fit of the vapors.

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OMG. 😳 That monster. Did they, did they check the WH Lost & Found for stolen noses?! Wake up people!

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Gateway Pundit is what would happen if ChatGPT was tasked with writing the news and was trained only on Tim Poole (RIP), David Icke, and cocaine.

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"Now look, maybe Donald Trump is a wannabe fascist who wants to end American democracy, rescind the Constitution — but only when it’s inconvenient!"

This immediately made me think that along with 'using the military to round up leftists' Trump would get the brilliant idea to make people house soldiers in their home to make sure they saluted the portrait of dear leader every morning, and FOX NEWS would be like, 'Ok. But the 3rd Amendment was written so long ago the Founding Fathers couldn't know that one day...' blah blah blerg

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Actually, there is relatively recent caselaw on the 3rd. It involved police using a private home for a stake-out against the occupant's wishes.

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omg that's some late night monologue fodder right there. surprised it didn't break through

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It was quite a few years ago...I want to say in the 80s or 90s?

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Ta, Dok. Hilariously bad takes on OHJB.

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Have these troubled souls ever had a grandfather in their life? Maybe that’s why SMOTI & Co. are so twisted and unlovable?

Also, since I’m from the region where President Biden was born, I can sincerely say he’s like any typical Irish Grampa I’ve ever met. (Both of mine passed away before I was born, but I’ve seen my dad and uncles behave that way towards babies. And as Louise James points out, his grandchildren really love him.

Also too, the Hoft Boys need to get off the internet and into therapy.

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One thing I've noticed over the years: J'Biden spends a lot of time with his grandkids. They clearly love him!

I've never seen Trump with his grandkids.

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And his grandkids are grateful.

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There was a comment on one of the stories that read: "Can you imagine the horror if TRUMP ever tried to do this."

Yes, I can, I cannot ever imagine Trump interacting with anyone in a truly playful manner, let alone a baby from whom Trump cannot scam any conceivable advantage.

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I doubt Trump knows his grandchildren’s names, except maybe the teenage granddaughter who he can now think about sexually. Yuck

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If a baby is *disguised as a chicken*, no one could fairly be blamed for trying to eat it.

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Are these weirdos saying they've never nommed a baby's adorable little toes? Monsters.

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I'm surprise the Repubs haven't come up with this Modest Proposal.

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm

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Weird.

And I don’t mean President Biden.

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So Joe Biden likes children. And babies. That's a good thing.

Next thing you know it will be Haitians eating babies. Though the old stories about Jews will probably endure as well.

What the hell is wrong with these people? I'm not sure even the Internet is big enough to hold the answer.

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If there's one disingenuous meme that the right wing has insistently pushed the past four years that grates on my nerves, it's been the Biden-is-a-hair-sniffing-handsy-perv bit. That and "Biden crime family." They've got nothing but "nuh-uh, YOU!" projection as their retort.

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What makes it truly bad is that Joe Biden is apparently one of the very nicest people in politics. And he is an outstanding family man, unlike trumpy.

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It’s as if their projection is on steroids cranked up to 11.

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The more decent the subject is, the more demented their tales about said subject are.

Can you imagine how they'd crucify Jesus?

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"Dang, that hippie is takin' too long to die on that cross. Fetch me mah AR-15, boy!"

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