Everyone had a great timeon Wednesday when Senator Aqua Buddha (R-Better Light Bulbs For a Better America) took to the floor of the Senate to talk about drone killings in one of those old-fashioned filibusters that, were they still standard, would probably ensure more bills got voted on simply because most senators are such lazy and unprincipled hacks that they would never actually stand in the well of the World’s Greatest Deliberative Body and talk for thirteen hours straight to prevent the confirmation of El Jefe Obama’s non-controversial nominee to be the Assistant to the Assistant Secretary of Emptying Porta-Potties in National Parks out of spite, but would just file a piece of paper proclaiming their intention to filibuster the way Harry Reid has enabled them to continue to do. It was all lots of fun for political nerds and pundits who have been sounding the alarm about civil liberties for years. Glenn Greenwald was later found naked in front of his TV surrounded by dozens of empty bottles of Jurgens and hundreds of wadded-up Kleenexes, both wrists sprained so badly he may never write anything ever again. So, bonus!
He mentioned killing Jane Fonda with a drone and then asked 'what about the people from Kent State?".
Does he mean the protestors at Kent State or the National Guard who fired on the protestors, killing four? The girl in the iconic photo in anguish over a body (and who later became a prostitute)?
I spent last night in the kitchen baking my special Shut the Fuckup Cupcakes and mailed them to Senator Low Flow this morning, and included a nice note thanking him with great admiration for being a true America. I also added chocolate Ex-lax to my Shut The Fuckup Cupcakes so he won't need to flush as often after his bowel movements because I care about the environment.
Apparently you can't filibuster from the well of the Senate:
<blockquote><p>on the rules: Paul can&#039;t leave the floor. not even leave the area RIGHT around the desks. can&#039;t step into the well. he can&#039;t sit down 1/2</p>john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) <a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/dcbigjohn\/status\/309483843033919490" target="_blank">March 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
He mentioned killing Jane Fonda with a drone and then asked &#039;what about the people from Kent State?&quot;.
Does he mean the protestors at Kent State or the National Guard who fired on the protestors, killing four? The girl in the iconic photo in anguish over a body (and who later became a prostitute)?
I wonder if he can bowl?
New and improved. Now even more chock full of Crazy&reg;
too bad Marty Feldman is no longer around..
<i>Okay fine, but the rest of the time that clock is still Rand Paul</i>
The snarky brilliance of that comment cured my bad mood and resurrected my neighbor&#039;s dead cat.
there&#039;d be tiger blood everywhere...
I spent last night in the kitchen baking my special Shut the Fuckup Cupcakes and mailed them to Senator Low Flow this morning, and included a nice note thanking him with great admiration for being a true America. I also added chocolate Ex-lax to my Shut The Fuckup Cupcakes so he won&#039;t need to flush as often after his bowel movements because I care about the environment.
despite being a stopped clock, he still manages to come forth on a regular basis and proclaim himself &quot;cuckoo, cuckoo&quot;
Apparently you can&#039;t filibuster from the well of the Senate:
<blockquote><p>on the rules: Paul can&#039;t leave the floor. not even leave the area RIGHT around the desks. can&#039;t step into the well. he can&#039;t sit down 1/2</p>john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) <a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/dcbigjohn\/status\/309483843033919490" target="_blank">March 7, 2013</a></blockquote>