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A well-deserved slow clap for the planning that went into this, Mr. C.

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I think she did well as Pepper Potts, though she obviously wasn't a central character in most of the Marvel films

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This is the hard-hitting investigative reporting this country needs! Plus, baconz!

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I'm beginning to think The Donald might not be very smart.

I know I say exactly this a lot. But if that man wasn't repeatedly displaying his idiocy, I wouldn't be cutting and pasting the same old shit every time.

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It’s not Trump’s tweets that disturb me, it’s the 200k+ hearts that are next to them.

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...when it is all over, and this period of time becomes just another ugly chapter in our Country’s history, WE WILL WIN!!!

He ain’t wrong. Just the “WE” doesn’t include “HIM.”

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“This claim about election fraud is batshit bonkers. It’s like your senile grampa took a triple dose of his meds then got ahold of your phone, and started with the first word that came into his head then let the suggestive text feature take over. Do NOT believe a single utterance from this assmouth.”

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Maybe, it's how Trump tends to ascribe to others his own faults without any sense of irony, but wouldn't it be ironic for one to miss the irony in one's comment.

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I've never understood the resistance. I learned both in school, and can use either. Relatively few modern car parts require SAE tools--we have both sets. No big deal.

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Weak. Sad. :(

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"A big, burly, seven foot tall military man approached me with tears in his eyes and said, 'Sir, Mr. Trump, my favorite president, the elections in Afghanistan were more secure."

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Two scoops?

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Sometimes your president won't leave right away. Sometimes you have to flush ten or fifteen times before he leaves.

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Or “Homeslice is lying AF”

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Unflushable

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In all seriousness, what are the odds Trump could be held on an involuntary psychiatric hold once he is finally excised from the White House? He is clearly a danger to others by continuing this delusional bullshit. There must be some sort of consequences for him riling up millions of his braindead supporters and inciting them to commit violence in the streets because he is (and his supporters are) too fucking fragile and delusional to accept that he lost. Ideally, he'd just face charges for sedition along with his many, many other crimes. Not sure if the psych hold would bolster an insanity defense, on second thought, but we need to get this man locked up as soon as possible before more people are killed.

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