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Like John Wayne.

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Hey! Don't forget hurricane season.

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WTF is MyPillowcase talking about?! As far as industrialized nations go, we’re about the most religious one- if not the most religious one- on the planet. The Europeans make fun of us for being so puritanical as a nation.

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My pillow is my mask is my pillow. Its a circle fuck of one up in this bitch.

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Mike is part of trump's* "crack teamâ„¢"

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The mango maggot lost the 2016 election by three million votes.

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Jesus Christ, I can’t unsee that.

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"Read our Bible!" says the guy who would also prefer you not remember the many biblical tales about the importance of being actively kind to poor strangers and refugees or what-have you.

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And a big asshole, an asshole god.

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"You know Kim, 30 is the minimum requirement for "Flair", try to show a little more team spirit!"

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Wasn't there some fuckery with his business practices? Ah yes...

"MyPillow was fined $1 million for 'deceptive ads'

The first thing you'll see upon paying a visit to MyPillow's official website is a promise from Mike Lindell: "I personally guarantee MyPillow will be the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own." What you'll no longer see, as of October 2016, are claims that the pillow will have a positive influence on your health, ridding you of insomnia, restless leg syndrome, and a number of other sleep disorders. That's to make no mention of migraines, snoring, and fibromyalgia.According to Truth in Advertising, MyPillow both directly and indirectly claimed their pillows can potentially ease symptoms of acid reflux, menopause, cerebral palsy, and multiple sclerosis. As NBC News reported in November 2016, MyPillow was subsequently fined $1 million for "deceptive advertising practices" in a lawsuit that claimed the company "should have known" that its ads "were untrue or misleading." Because of another lawsuit, Lindell reportedly agreed to stop calling himself a "sleep expert," too.

"We did nothing wrong," Lindell told NBC News. "Rather than fight this, I made a business decision to prevent long and costly litigation." Meanwhile, Truth in Advertising Executive Director Bonnie Patten sounds pretty certain Lindell did plenty wrong: "MyPillow was deceiving consumers into buying these expensive pillows thinking that it was going to help their health conditions when he [Mike Lindell] had no science to back up these claims."

Read More: https://www.nickiswift.com/...

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Paging ms Karma, please come to the white house phone.

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So, the truth would hurt him.

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They are in Africa as of now.

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