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empf's avatar

that cracked me the hell up.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

AOT,K of course!

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Yeah, I know. It seemed strangely dehumanizing. As if to say, "OK, you're women, but don't worry, we can fix that".

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Peg o' My Heart

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

…formerly TGO (Two Girls One) Cupp

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

He was forever doomed by Sam Brownback's 2011 endorsedment.

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Thomas Mc's avatar

You could tell it wasn't his first corn dog.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Is that his nose or a penis dildo?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He's got the hair of a Viking.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

How WILL we go on?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Sister Guido?I always liked Reverend Mother Giaus Helen Mohiam, myself.

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19th  ~ Unpresidented [sic] ~'s avatar

"...mouth vagina"

Please, please don't let me remember that face every time me and my vjj go to piddle in the potty room. FFS.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Remember that time he place all those fake fossils in the ground? Oh, good times, good times!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Is he posing for Tom of Finland?

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Colin C-S's avatar

I just saw a picture of Scott Walker on a different website and caught a fierce case of the giggles. Thank you, Wonkette, for making his stupid face funny for me.

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