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and she left it for Swifer to swipe!

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Like Kyle or Stan in South Park used to say "[Erick], what the hell are you talking about?"

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Ah. Looks like the poster boy for angry, flabby doughboys finally found his tiny petard so he could be hoisted by it. Wah.

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I have plenty of African American patients who lurv the oxycontin and viagra

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that image will delay orgasm, thanks!

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in my fantasy world, Erick Erickson is caught having men's room sex with that giant man-baby hate radio host from Iowa, the one with no neck

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Reap and sow. Surly they have read that in their bibblesAlso, they spelled Moran wrong

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It's so hard for me to care. So, so hard. I don't wish any ill will on him, but I sure won't feel sorry for him if it goes his way.

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It's so easy to be hateful. I mean, imagine how simple it would be for me to call every Republican talk-show host a "morality-repellent fucktard child-banger with syphilis and butt-acne" - but I would never stoop so low as to use such language. Nor would I call them "IQ-challenged scaredy-pants smegma-drinking men-children with mommy issues" (mostly because I don't approve of hyphenated complex modifiers, but whatever). I might, however, say that the evidence suggests they are a bunch of babies who can't take it after endlessly dishing it out. That seems fair, right?

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OH MY GOD best idea EVAH - Erik Erikfather Erikson for Preznit!

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That old saying is true.

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Conservatives. People who hate themselves, but spend their time spewing that hate at everyone but themselves.

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Oh, sorry, we mean such a “insert euphemism of choice related to the female reproductive system”

Read more at http://wonkette.com/#vor1rI...

Hmmm. I wasn't aware that "chickenshit" was a part of the FRS, but then I never took anatomy, and any sex ed they offered BITD (haha) wouldn't have told me that much anyways...

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Er-ick son of Er-ick is a goat-fucking child molester. I am not even kidding.

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The funny thing is, though, that Goldwater would be expelled from the contemporary GOP for the crime of being politically incorrect. By not giving a shit about gays serving in the military, by not being militantly forced birth, by not wanting to give the time of day to authoritarian Christianist assholes.

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Polling suggests conservatives hate the Republicans in Washington more than Democrats hate the Republicans in WashingtonRead more at http://wonkette.com/592932/...

This is basically because Conservatives are just better at hating. Here's hoping we don't learn to do it as well as y'all...

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