You Too Can Have Sex Where Ronald Reagan Did

Ronald and Nancy Reagan spent part of their 1952 honeymoon at the Mission Inn in Riverside, Calif. To mark the occasion, the resort is now offering "The Reagan Honeymoon Package."

Among other amenities, the $1,199 getaway includes "Deluxe Accommodations for Two in the Alhambra Suite” where the Reagans stayed the first night of their marriage.

You'll also get dinner, massages, passes to the Reagan Library

And if you pay extra, Nancy will watch while you have sex. And if you pay a lot extra and give a wink, you can actually fuck the corpse. For a really special night, pay to have the corpse wear the suit he was shot in. It has a hole in it. [ Patrick Gavin ]