Ronald and Nancy Reagan spent part of their 1952 honeymoon at the Mission Inn in Riverside, Calif. To mark the occasion, the resort is now offering "The Reagan Honeymoon Package." Among other amenities, the $1,199 getaway includes "Deluxe Accommodations for Two in the Alhambra Suite” where the Reagans stayed the first night of their marriage.
On the night stand will be two bowls. One for licorice jelly beans (Ronnie's favorite), and the other for chewable Levitra™ tablets, which might be necessary to overcome the boner killing aspect of thinking of Ronald Reagan while screwing.
"Where is the weirdest place you've had a Jelly-Belly?"
If you are talking to your average male Wonkette poster? Probably not.
Republicans? That's foreplay. Teabaggers, on the other hand... you're talking "early finish"
Jane Wyman's vagina?
Why do you hate sharks?
Now THAT would be a place to fuck in.
On the night stand will be two bowls. One for licorice jelly beans (Ronnie's favorite), and the other for chewable Levitra™ tablets, which might be necessary to overcome the boner killing aspect of thinking of Ronald Reagan while screwing.
And they say romance is dead?