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But then how will we know where to hold the annual celebratory Pee-Sprinkling Jig?

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Mein Drumph refers to him Carter Page PhD.His full title title was untergruppenstormvernichtiger.We wish you would correct this aberrant behaviour and use his complete title in future!

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I think what happened is Kislyak left Trump on and his battery crapped out midsentence. I doubt Melania slapped the phone out his hand. She'd have to be in the same building room. And I'll bet anything in my lunchbox "no slapping the phone of my hand" is in the prenup. Come to think of it, fuck Trump tax returns. I want to see his prenuptual agreements. When it comes to Putin, it's the same goddamn thing.

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Trump probably thinks "excoriate" is something you do on the toilet, which is the only time in his life he ever makes an honest effort.

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also repels moths

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Trump is the one that's fucked in the head.

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... so, let's see... 5 kids, that's 5 plots (unless Tiffany then 4), Don the Con and his 3 wives, that's 4 plots (unless a bride T.B.A, then 5)... there's still one plot unaccounted for by my reckoning. Does Putin even play golf?

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I went on the Mediterranean to maintain my weight, but that wasn't enough. But that did help with the IBS. The plus about Cymbalta is that it is supposed to be time release and that doesn't work. If you take the whole dose at once, you will just sleep and sleep. I take 30 mg with breakfast and 30mg after dinner. Also, I found that my weight affected the dose. When I weighed less than 120 lbs, at the beginning of this journey 2 years ago, I was on the "teen" dose of 40 mg/day. Once I got over 120 lbs, I could take the "adult" dose of 60 mg. Now I weigh 155 and I am trying to get to 145. Mardi Gras fux'd me up. I was 160 back in February after 10 days on the Gulf Coast. I keep meaning to write the FDA about how the patient advisory materials are wrong, and I'll get around to that soon. Three weeks ago, I had the fun of developing a bleeding ulcer. After two trips to the ER and one to a specialist, I am on an additional med and a bland diet. Thanks for the link. I looked at the recipes and decided to buy three of the paleo spices to make this food more palatable.

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The central message of Buddhism is not: "Every man for himself."

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Luckily, two rounds of antibiotics worked. The next step would have been that fecal transplant. I got scary thin, down to 107 lbs. It took me almost a year to get back to 120 lbs. And then I went on these meds and almost overnight, I went to 140. lbs. I want to maintain 145 lbs so if something scary happens again, I won't be frail.

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That was back in 2013. I'm ok now.

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Glad to hear!

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Sorry - got ahead of the narrative with wishful thinking.

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Since the State Department email system was insecure and had been from back with Albright, what Hillary did was understandable. And she was able to deliver the email records per FOIA regs. Colin Powell was using fuxing Yahoo and never released his email records. It was all fuxing noize, but Hillary sustained a self inflicted wound from the get-go, when she balked at cooperating with the investigation.When the career pols in DC don't tell the truth, it always bites them in the ass later.

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DON'T CALL ME STUPID

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Per Citizens United, corps are people, too. So corps can be subpoena'd too and forced to testify. At least the board member and execs. Expect that Trump will delete and shred, not realizing that there is still a electronic paper trail. That is what caught Pence in Indiana, when he and his cronies didn't release a key piece of documentation, that was referred to in one email as being an attachment.A Idiots.

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