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chascates's avatar

If this kid was a poor black he would already be on death row.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hope they sue the ever loving shit out of those parents- as Billy Ray Valentine observed...

"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey, it's been at least a week!

Painter of Goats's avatar

I just rolled my eyes so hard I think I sprained the left one.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He's on the fast track to be Governor of Texas

Joshua Norton's avatar

And another serial killer is born...

diogenez's avatar

"But is he depraved on account of he wasn't deprived?"

Tax the fucking rich.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in Floriduh he could have shot those four people (at least if they happened to be blah)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Your move, <a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2013\/dec\/04\/montana-judge-defends-job-remarks-victim" target="_blank">Judge Baugh</a>

Martini Glambassador's avatar

The rich really are different than us dirty, unwashed peasants, ain't they?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Those are some pricey Twinkies