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chascates's avatar

If this kid was a poor black he would already be on death row.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hope they sue the ever loving shit out of those parents- as Billy Ray Valentine observed...

"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey, it's been at least a week!

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I just rolled my eyes so hard I think I sprained the left one.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He's on the fast track to be Governor of Texas

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Joshua Norton's avatar

And another serial killer is born...

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diogenez's avatar

"But is he depraved on account of he wasn't deprived?"

Tax the fucking rich.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in Floriduh he could have shot those four people (at least if they happened to be blah)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Your move, <a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2013\/dec\/04\/montana-judge-defends-job-remarks-victim" target="_blank">Judge Baugh</a>

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

The rich really are different than us dirty, unwashed peasants, ain't they?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Those are some pricey Twinkies

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