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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, scott walker destroyed their unions.

fuflans's avatar

i would consider organized religion if david tennant was involved.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"What if we didn't care?"

I will let you know the answer to this question, monstrous noisy deity-begging cloudgasm show, very soon.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I still don't understand how helping poor people get healthcare is outside the proper role of government, while having national prayer days and state sponsored religious monuments is perfectly ok.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It's A Trap! There is no christian call to prayer, that's only the islamists. They even had a black secret muslin preacher tricking those good white people from some sort of abandoned farmhouse to kneel, to SUBMIT to allah. And apparently they prayed to save SF and DC, come on, that's Sodom and Gomorrah . Pretty sneaky sis!

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That is a great visual of a day in the life of Brian's Father.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Her 'uncle ' is in the bathroom getting ready for sexytime with her. But then she was taken with the word and went to some weatherbeaten farmhouse church across from her exurban subdivision.

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Needs more airborne cars on fire.

The Quirk's avatar

Goin' down the street in your big cadillac Gaughin in the front and his girls in the back Yeah way in the back, Bachmann in the sack Both hands in prayer and yer shoulders right back.

Joshua Norton's avatar

The Golden Gate Bridge was spared! That must make a few thousand fundie heads explode.

Actually, the whole thing looked like any number of BBC "Dr. Who" episodes where the Earth gets conquered by Cybermen or Daleks and David Tennant saves us all for the umpteenth time.

chascates's avatar

And He makes a killer Rusty Nail and Zombie!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Make it a topless day of prayer and I might consider it.

The Quirk's avatar

Just showing Christards praying wouldn't be loud and explodey enough. Takes a lot of heathen CGI to make Xianity X-citing.

The Quirk's avatar

If you got money on this, Gawd will need a piece of the action.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Words fail...seriously. What's with all of this overblown useless drama?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Actually, I'd prefer that God's Fan Club would explode.