You'll Never Believe Which Washed-Up 90s Star Is Refusing To Vaccinate Her Kids Now!
Jenny McCarthy? Nope! Carmen Electra? Nope! Shannen Doherty? Nope! Tori Spelling? Jessica Simpson? Nope! Sarah Michelle Gellar? Nope! Janet Reno? Nope! Which person is dumbsplaining at you that she feeds her kid soup every day instead of vaccinating him because something something Western medicine and also too anecdotal "evidence" about how vaccines make babies sad sometimes?
My kid has never been sick, but here a bunch of things I do for his symptoms of being sick...which he has never been.
My bones don't randomly just break either, so maybe I am some kind of super being.