5 Comments
User's avatar
BarackMyWorld's avatar

My kid has never been sick, but here a bunch of things I do for his symptoms of being sick...which he has never been.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

My bones don't randomly just break either, so maybe I am some kind of super being.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.</i>