Wingnutty Expert on Everything Andrew Napolitano was all over Fox News Monday and Tuesday to float his expert opinion on why former CIA director David Petraeus is maybe going to face criminal charges for being a Gangster of Love. It's all just because Barack Obama is out to get David Petraeus, who never did nothin' wrong, because 1) Obama wanted to short-circuit Petraeus's bright political career, and/or 2) Petraeus was about to spill the beans on what REALLY happened at Benghazi, so somebody in the White House revealed that the former general was boning his biographer, which somehow made it impossible for him to ever speak the REAL truth.
&quot;Truth is, nobody knows why Obama threw Petraeus <strike>out of that fourth-story window</strike> under the bus except Obama and Petraeus. When you little scamps get together, you&#039;re worse than a sewing circle.&quot;
So, in other words, the Typical Outlandish KGB Plot would have absolutely worked on the Big P. Twenty years later, it turns out that power isn&#039;t that great of an aphrodisiac (I mean, seriously, have you seen this guy?) and Ms Broadwell was working for SPECTRE the whole time.
I thought &quot;The Kelly Files&quot; would be one of the subfolders on Roger Ailes computer where you&#039;d find compilations of glass-desk pantyshots.
Defenderstration.
Bonerghazi?
<i>All That Jizz</i>
Send the script to Fox . . . they might run with it.
One question remains: Is Hilary Clinton playing a double game? Or a triple game?
So, another conspiracy theory on Faux. Meh. Wake me when they decide how Obama is responsible for Chris Christie&#039;s weight problem.
Who came up with this theory, the ghost of Tom Clancy?
What part of illegal don&#039;t you understand??!?
Oh wait, that only applies to Messican dishwashers and landscapers, not four star generals illegally giving away classified information- carry on.
&quot;Truth is, nobody knows why Obama threw Petraeus <strike>out of that fourth-story window</strike> under the bus except Obama and Petraeus. When you little scamps get together, you&#039;re worse than a sewing circle.&quot;
So, in other words, the Typical Outlandish KGB Plot would have absolutely worked on the Big P. Twenty years later, it turns out that power isn&#039;t that great of an aphrodisiac (I mean, seriously, have you seen this guy?) and Ms Broadwell was working for SPECTRE the whole time.
I thought &quot;The Kelly Files&quot; would be one of the subfolders on Roger Ailes computer where you&#039;d find compilations of glass-desk pantyshots.
I haz a confuse....why are we listening to someone named Dooky?