It is time once again for CPAC, people tell us, which means the universe itself has stopped on its axis so that we all might gawk in wonder at the most important conclave to ever unite in snake-handling and griftiness. But lo! Who is that hip and happening groovy young man? It is Mitch McConnell, the leader of the minority party of one half of one branch of government! He is, therefore, the most Important Man in the World. And what is he
A beloved sitcom featuring a group of sharp, quick-witted, sexually-empowered older women many people WISHED were their grandmothers? Yes, I'm sure it wounds Hillary to be compared to that.
A beloved sitcom featuring a group of sharp, quick-witted, sexually-empowered older women many people WISHED were their grandmothers? Yes, I'm sure it wounds Hillary to be compared to that.
Ask Mr. Phyllis Schafly
You're making that old mistake of defining "Americans" as anything other than straight, white, married Christians.
Watch your back Fatty Arbuckle!
He has the same self-satisfied look that my 3-month old did after a good bowel movement. I mean exactly.
Does membership in the Mitch McConnell fan club include a secret handshake?
He should stick to “pull my finger” jokes.
And they suck.
You can smell their virtuousness when they take the high road.