Yes, in case you didn't know, Your Wonkette is indeed subscribed to receive emails from the Family Research Council — how else would we figure out the appropriate talking points to justify our medieval notions of a chaste society where God rules all and sluts are flogged?
Let's try the Wayne LaPierre formula here: The only solution for a gay boy with an erect penis is a closeted gay homophobe with a baseball bat.
There's that old racist joke about the Native American manhood ritual involving three teepees, a barrel of whisky, a mountain lion, and a beautiful maiden...
Such delusions these people have. When I was a Scout (60s England), there was much mutual masturbation in the tents after lights out. Most of us, I think, were desperate to know what it felt like to have someone else handle your junk, and couldn't persuade any girls to do it. Odds are, some were gay. I neither knew nor cared, and still don't.
I've often wondered if this douchenozzle has embarked upon his anti-gay crusade just so people won't confuse him with Anthony Perkins. "yes I'm Tony Perkins- but I'm not gay!! And, yes, there IS something wrong with that!"
On my honor I will do my best To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; To help other people at all times; To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and <i><b>morally straight</i></b>.
Funny how the Right has no problem with corporate elites imposing their views if they are named Koch, but if they oppose Boy Scout discrimination, look out.
CHARACTER COUNTS! Just ask Pete Domenici.
Is this related to the Shocker?
&quot;In league with homosexual activists&quot;??? Even for these brainless twits, the cognitive dissonance should be head-exploding.
What the fuck is a &quot;corporate elite&quot;?
Let&#039;s try the Wayne LaPierre formula here: The only solution for a gay boy with an erect penis is a closeted gay homophobe with a baseball bat.
I&#039;m pretty sure you have to use grizzly wine coolers.
There&#039;s that old racist joke about the Native American manhood ritual involving three teepees, a barrel of whisky, a mountain lion, and a beautiful maiden...
Such delusions these people have. When I was a Scout (60s England), there was much mutual masturbation in the tents after lights out. Most of us, I think, were desperate to know what it felt like to have someone else handle your junk, and couldn&#039;t persuade any girls to do it. Odds are, some were gay. I neither knew nor cared, and still don&#039;t.
I&#039;ve often wondered if this douchenozzle has embarked upon his anti-gay crusade just so people won&#039;t confuse him with Anthony Perkins. &quot;yes I&#039;m Tony Perkins- but I&#039;m not gay!! And, yes, there IS something wrong with that!&quot;
Boy Scout founder Robert Baden-Powell was alleged to have been a repressed gay so this fits perfectly.
A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and FABULOUS!
Oh, and the Scout Oath:
On my honor I will do my best To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; To help other people at all times; To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and <i><b>morally straight</i></b>.
(emphasis added)
Bristol libel!
Funny how the Right has no problem with corporate elites imposing their views if they are named Koch, but if they oppose Boy Scout discrimination, look out.