What the hell happened last night, and why does everybody think John Boehner is a big toolbox? Ok. Deep breaths. We will work our way through this together. The problem is the "fiscal cliff," which is a thing invented by Congress to make themselves look like assholes. House Speaker John Boehner (R-The Sun) and Barack Obama have been "negotiating" to try to avoid this cliff, because it is projected to send the country back into a recession. This is regarded by both sides as a Bad Thing, so, logically, both sides have also turned it into a big game of chicken, for Leverage, because, again, they are assholes.
"Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.), a key Boehner ally, emerged from the Speaker's office suite carrying a plate of Chick-Fil-A..."
Foxx - too busy to comment, was instead planning to fling chicken bones at Congressional staffers, while screaming and berating them.
Staffers (speaking anonymously - to ensure their safety) report that this is a Holiday Ritual for Rep. Foxx (R-N.C.). No additional information was available.
I see no problem here. A bipartisan Congressional committee agreed to approach the problem by raising taxes on everyone and cutting every federal program even including Jesus' precious Defense Department. What's that you say? The economy could get worse? haven't had an actual job in 6 years, can no longer even afford the SSRI I desperately need, and just I hope whenever I die it's quick. And there are a lot of parents in Newtown, Connecticut who realize there are a lot more important things than media clamor and political gamesmanship. Which is good considering that is all they can expect for their misery,.
"Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.), a key Boehner ally, emerged from the Speaker's office suite carrying a plate of Chick-Fil-A..."
Foxx - too busy to comment, was instead planning to fling chicken bones at Congressional staffers, while screaming and berating them.
Staffers (speaking anonymously - to ensure their safety) report that this is a Holiday Ritual for Rep. Foxx (R-N.C.). No additional information was available.
With his copious tears as a mixer.
I see no problem here. A bipartisan Congressional committee agreed to approach the problem by raising taxes on everyone and cutting every federal program even including Jesus' precious Defense Department. What's that you say? The economy could get worse? haven't had an actual job in 6 years, can no longer even afford the SSRI I desperately need, and just I hope whenever I die it's quick. And there are a lot of parents in Newtown, Connecticut who realize there are a lot more important things than media clamor and political gamesmanship. Which is good considering that is all they can expect for their misery,.
Mutter mutter mutter BOOTSTRAPS mutter mutter mutter BLAHS mutter mutter mutter KENYAN MARXIST SOCIALIZT!