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Your Boyfriend Barack Obama Would Like To Talk To You Long And Slow (VIDEO)

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Apr 25, 2012
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There NOObama goes, being a CELEBRITY again (IN PEACH!!1!), this time by slow jamming the newz like a common jazz musician. Why does Obama insist on having a rich beautiful voice and being (clean and) eloquent? Why must he pander to the youth vote by promising to keep college loan interest rates low instead of cutting taxes on millionaires (again) and being so fly? Most importantly, could NOoBamA get The Roots to tour with him for all his speeches, and second most importantly, with whom should Mittens tour? The Kingston Trio maybe? Yes, the Kingston Trio. See Mitt Romney's backing band the Kingston Trio perform their classic ode to turnstile jumping, after the jump!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞
Aug 15

Well, you folks just slug it out. I'm pretty damn sure he ain't gonna be mine.

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SullivanSt
Aug 15

Awwwwwww yeah... that really <em>is</em> how you slow jam the news.

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