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Well, you folks just slug it out. I'm pretty damn sure he ain't gonna be mine.

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Awwwwwww yeah... that really <em>is</em> how you slow jam the news.

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Γ’Β™Βͺҙ« It's evolution, baby Do the evolution Γ’Β™Βͺҙ«

Wait, it's not <em>Pearl</em> Jam the news...

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Because he knows where the bodies are buried.

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2L:

May I help you with that?

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Yes, we can? I think one of the reasons my ex-wife left was because I was always yelling, "I already did!"

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When i first wrote that (it's not yet 7am here on the Left Coast) I typed "greedback dollar."

I was tempted to leave it like that.

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“I think it’s nutso.”

This is an excellent example of the pinpoint, laser-like analysis we've come to expect from Fox News. In fact, Gretchen puts the "anal" in analysis.

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If by "time on his hands" you mean furiously masturbating to Leviticus, then yeah.

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I don't think The Kingston Trio will be backing up (r)Money with

"Don't give a damn about a greenback dollar, Spend it fast as I can..."

I will happily admit for many years I've enjoyed their version of Adelita. When I'm in Old Mexico (or in Oakland on Fruitvale) that's the song we request from the troubadores.

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"Don't give a damn about a greenback dollar, Spend it fast as I can..."

Actually, given certain circumstances, that sounds almost republican.

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You wear underwear while reading Wonkette? I'll have to try that sometime.