There NOObama goes, being a CELEBRITY again (IN PEACH!!1!), this time by slow jamming the newz like a common jazz musician. Why does Obama insist on having a rich beautiful voice and being (clean and) eloquent? Why must he pander to the youth vote by promising to keep college loan interest rates low instead of cutting taxes on millionaires (again) and being so fly? Most importantly, could NOoBamA get The Roots to tour with him for all his speeches, and second most importantly, with whom should Mittens tour? The Kingston Trio maybe? Yes, the Kingston Trio. See Mitt Romney's backing band the Kingston Trio perform their classic ode to turnstile jumping, after the jump!
This is an excellent example of the pinpoint, laser-like analysis we've come to expect from Fox News. In fact, Gretchen puts the "anal" in analysis.
I don't think The Kingston Trio will be backing up (r)Money with
"Don't give a damn about a greenback dollar, Spend it fast as I can..."
I will happily admit for many years I've enjoyed their version of Adelita. When I'm in Old Mexico (or in Oakland on Fruitvale) that's the song we request from the troubadores.
Well, you folks just slug it out. I'm pretty damn sure he ain't gonna be mine.
Awwwwwww yeah... that really <em>is</em> how you slow jam the news.
Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ« It&#039;s evolution, baby Do the evolution Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ«
Wait, it&#039;s not <em>Pearl</em> Jam the news...
Because he knows where the bodies are buried.
2L:
May I help you with that?
Yes, we can? I think one of the reasons my ex-wife left was because I was always yelling, &quot;I already did!&quot;
When i first wrote that (it&#039;s not yet 7am here on the Left Coast) I typed &quot;greedback dollar.&quot;
I was tempted to leave it like that.
&ldquo;I think it&rsquo;s nutso.&rdquo;
This is an excellent example of the pinpoint, laser-like analysis we&#039;ve come to expect from Fox News. In fact, Gretchen puts the &quot;anal&quot; in analysis.
If by &quot;time on his hands&quot; you mean furiously masturbating to Leviticus, then yeah.
I don&#039;t think The Kingston Trio will be backing up (r)Money with
&quot;Don&#039;t give a damn about a greenback dollar, Spend it fast as I can...&quot;
I will happily admit for many years I&#039;ve enjoyed their version of Adelita. When I&#039;m in Old Mexico (or in Oakland on Fruitvale) that&#039;s the song we request from the troubadores.
&quot;Don&#039;t give a damn about a greenback dollar, Spend it fast as I can...&quot;
Actually, given certain circumstances, that sounds almost republican.
You wear underwear while reading Wonkette? I&#039;ll have to try that sometime.